Dragonlight: What's up dudes it's Dragonlight and welcome back to 101 Ways to Kill Bluestar!

Eagleeye: As you can see, we have decapitated Firestar again so that we can run this chapter

Dragonlight: YAY!

Firestar's Ghost's Ghost: Yay indeed *grumbles*

Dragonlight: Today we will be POISON! And since Death berries are restricted in StarClan because SOMEONE decided to poison their son-

Yellowfang: I saved the Clans. Don't complain

Dragonlight: *hisses and shreds Yellowfang*

Yellowfang: *steps out from behind a deathberry bush* That's why the clones go first

Dragonlight: We seriously aren't gonna play this game again-

Yellowfang: :)

Dragonlight: WAIT WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE DEATHBERRIES?

Yellowfang: IDK. Maybe Headbutts is gonna add me into her newest book called Eagleeye's Awesomeness and give me powers of deathberries. Poison is my specialty >:)

Eagleeye: OMG....

Dragonlight: *steals the deathberries from the deathberry bush* Beautiful *eats the deathberries* *dies*

Yellowfang: ........ wut

Dragonlight: *steps out from behind a random tree* That's why the clones go first. I had to make sure those deathberries were real

Yellowfang: You mother fuc-

Eagleeye: NO NOTTY WORDS ON THIS SHOW GRANDMA YELLOWFANG!

Yellowfang: EXCUSE ME YOU LITTLE DIC-

Dragonlight: NO BAD WORDS OR ELSE I'LL SHRED YOU

Yellowfang: Sure. I'm one of her clones. There are like 69 of us behind that tree, and 78 more hiding in that lake

Dragonlight: -_- now we know how Heavystep survived death twice-

Heavystep: DRAGONLIGHT SHUT UP! YOU CANNOT REVEAL MY SECRET!

Dragonlight: Just get on with it. Eagleeye- GET THE DEATHBERRIES

Eagleeye: OK!

*Eagleeye and Dragonlight make Poisoned Blueberry Juice and Blueberry Pie. They pay Bluestar a visit*

Bluestar: You again?

Eagleeye: We have bought you poisoned blueberry juice and blueberry pie! We thought that blueberries would cover up the deathberries colors

Dragonlight: *slaps Eagleeye*

Bluestar: Pardon me?

Dragonlight: He said that we bought you blueberry pie and juice since we thought that the blue matches your fur color

Bluestar: OK! Wait... why should I trust you. The last time we met you decapitated me

Dragonlight: No, we decapitated Mosskit. It is different

Bluestar: Uhhhh....

Eagleeeye: We killed Firestar for you!

Bluestar: OMG THANK YOU! YOU ARE MY FRIENDS FOREVER!

Dragonlight: Nice one

Eagleeye: What? It's true!

*inside Bluestar's Den*

Bluestar: *chugs the Blueberry Juice*

Dragonlight: *snickers*

Eagleeye: Err... BOB!

Bluestar: What?

Eagleeye: UHH.. BAAAHAHAB! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dragonlight: He's going crazy! *snickers even more*

Eagleeye: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHWHW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHW! AHH! BAHAHAHAHAH! *wheezing* OH GOD I'M DEAD! BAHAHAHAHA!

Dragonlight: *slaps Eagleeye* FOCUS BRO!

Eagleeye: *slaps Dragonlight back* CAN'T TOUCH THIS!

Bluestar: *slumps down in her chair* I feel a little woozy... *gobbles up the Blueberry Pie*
Uhh... I think I need to throw up...

Eagleeye: Yeah, those are a couple side effects of poison

Bluestar: WHAT?

Eagleeye: Er- I meant those are some side effects of... uh... OK FINE WE POISONED YOU!

Bluestar: YOU DID WHAT? *dies*

Dragonlight: 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Eagleeye: AND THAT'S HOW YOU KILL BLUESTAR!

Heyo peeps. A new chapter of 101 ways to kill Bluestar, bought to you by Eagleeye and Dragonlight. Do you like the Eagleeye + Dragonlight chapters or the Firestar chapters, and which ones should I do for 101 ways to kill Bluestar 2 in the future?