Firestar: IT'S A NEW DAWN, MY APPRENTICES! WELCOEM BACK TI 101 WAYS TO KILL BLUESTAR! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE SITH, MY YOUNG PADAONE'S! THE JEDI WILL RETURN!

Leafpool: He's drunk

Firestar: No, I'm not. It's literally in the script

Leafpool: You didn't have to scream it

Firestar: It sounds better that way

Leafpool: No it doesn't

Bluestar: You have to kill me.....

Firestar: OH YEAH- anyways, today we will kill Bluestar in a battle with LIGHTSABERS!

Bluestar: REALLY HUH? *pulls out blue lightsaber* I AM OBI WA KANOBI!

Firestar: Why is that?

Bluestar: I'm one of the OG's that everyone loves!

Firestar:....

Leafpool: ...

Mosskit: You left me to die

Stonefur: Lucky you

Blackstar: I'm sure that, like everyone hated you since you went crazy

Bluestar: SHUDDUP VADER! YOU HAVE MUCH TO LEARN, PADAWON

Blackstar: Why am I Darth Vader

Bluestar: Because you're ugly, and black and white

Blackstar: What dies that have to do with anything

Bluestar: Well, like Vader, nobody ever knows if you're good or bad

StarClan: OOOOOOH!

Blackstar: *pulls out red lightsaber* ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!

Snape: *kills Blackstar with a machine gun* Ugh. Muggle technology. I never liked it- Why use small balls to kill your enemies when you can ensure their death like this- AVADA KEDARVA!

Firestar: *dies*

*Firestar jumps out from behind a random building*

Firestar: AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST!

Snape: Not this again

Firestar: *in a horrible Dumbledore impression* Severus, I believe that you belong in Chapter 43, not Chapter 42. Now off you go!

Snape: Yes Dumbledore

Firestar: It always works :)

*meanwhile, Bluestar Kanobi is beating Blackstar Vader's body up with a blaster*

BluestarKanobi:HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAA! Take that you DARK LORD

Firestar: Only one person can kill you now

Bluestar Kanobi: Who is that?

Pinestar Jin: MY YOUNG PADAONE, I AM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU

Bluestar Kanobi: ......

Bluestar Kanobi: /summon Darth Mual

Pinestar Jin: *dies*

Bluestar Kanobi: *stabs Darth Mual*

Bluestar Kanobi: What? I didn't wanna directly kill him

Firestar: Ya know.... there's only one Jedi better than you now

Bluestar Kanobi: Who's that- Yoda? Yoda doesn't want to kill be

Firestar: Exactly. This is why I have summoned ROCK WINDI

Bluestar Kanobi: How is Rock supposed to resemble Mace Windu?

Firestar: Well, they're both bald, ancient, and mean

Rock Windu: HELL YEAH I'M MEAN! DIE KANOBI! YOU LIVED LONGER THAN ME

Bluestar Kanobi: *dies*

Bluestar:*jumps out from behind a building and stabs Rock* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Rock: *jumps out from behind a building and stabs Bluestar* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Bluestar Kanobi: *dies*

Bluestar:*jumps out from behind a building and stabs Rock* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Rock: *jumps out from behind a building and stabs Bluestar* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Bluestar Kanobi: *dies*

Bluestar:*jumps out from behind a building and stabs Rock* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Rock: *jumps out from behind a building and stabs Bluestar* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Bluestar Kanobi: *dies*

Bluestar:*jumps out from behind a building and stabs Rock* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Rock: *jumps out from behind a building and stabs Bluestar* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Bluestar Kanobi: *dies*

Bluestar:*jumps out from behind a building and stabs Rock* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Rock: *jumps out from behind a building and stabs Bluestar* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Bluestar Kanobi: *dies*

Bluestar:*jumps out from behind a building and stabs Rock* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Rock: *jumps out from behind a building and stabs Bluestar* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Bluestar Kanobi: *dies*

Bluestar:*jumps out from behind a building and stabs Rock* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Rock: *jumps out from behind a building and stabs Bluestar* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST

Rock:.....

Leafpool: No more clones?

Rock: I have like 10 more hiding in that tree over there

Firestar: Well that was boring- there's your way to kill-

Bluestar: *jumps out and stabs Rock and Firestar* AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO-

The Real Firestar and Rock: *jump out from a helicopter and stab Bluestar with a random lightsaber* AND THAT'S HOW YOU KILL BLUESTAR!

The Real Bluestar: and that's why the clones go first..... I'm not gonna even try