Firestar: Hello derps! welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar! 

Bluestar: Why am I ALWAYS the target?

Firestar: Ummmmm... bragging rights? Not that you have anything to brag about.

Bluestar: BRAGGING RIGHTS? 

Firestar: Yeah

Bluestar: I brag that I'm prettier than you, uglyface

Firestar: Really? IT WORKED!

Bluestar: What?

Firestar: I'm trying my best to look like you!!!!

ThunderClan: GET ROASTEEEEEEEED

Bluestar: THAT AIN'T WORKING BISH, I'M NOT GONNA DIE!

Firestar: *gasps* she found out that I't actually a girl...

Bluestar : Joke's on you... 

Firestar: Really? Call me a bish again? 

Bluestar: Bitch

Firestar: That's right, bishes do what they're told-

ThunderClan: OOOOOOOOOOOFF!

Bluestar: Hey, if I'm a bish then at least I'm being myself! Unlike you, covering up all your ugliness with photoshop and faking your personality for this stupid show

Firestar: Jesus- look, next time someone asks you to keep being yourself, just do yourself a favor and ignore them. Bad idea in your case

ThunderClan: GET REKT!

Bluestar: I've got a date with Oakheart, I have to go. Unlike you, switching in between Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, and Cinderpelt

Firestar: *inhale* Well, you should probably save your breath then. You'll need it to blow up your date with Oakheart

ThunderClan: OH SHIIIIIIII-

Bluestar: *dies of embarrassment*

Firestar: *bows* 

Firestar: And that's how to kill Bluestar!!