Firestar: What's up you derps, it's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar!

Bluestar: NOT THIS SHOW AGAIN!

Firestar: Too bad! Cause today's death will be death by X-MEN! Who shall I use? Cyclops, Jean, ooh..... what about THE WOLVERINE!

Purdy: WEAPON X IS LOSE! I REPEAT! WEAPON X IS LOSE- AHHHHHH!

Wolverine: Mmmm. Cats taste good

Firestar: AH S**T!

Bluestar: AHHHHHHHH! *jumps into a tree*

Wolverine: Really? Since you're blue, and blue is my favorite color, I'm not going to kill you

Firestar: Really? *puts Wolverine back into a cage* Purdy, let's try.... OHHHH SCOTT!

Scott: Who do I kill

Firestar: That blue cat over there

Scott: You idiot. Everything I see looks RED. I literally WEAR red glasses

Firestar: WHATEVER! Let's try.....  PHOENIX!

*silence*

Firestar: I meant Jean

Jean: *jumps out* WHO DO I KILL?

Professor X: JEAN THAT IS NOT DE WAE!

Jean: Fine

Firestar: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! MAGNETO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

Magneto: WHO NEEDS KILLING?!?!

Firestar; That blue cat

Magneto: I only kill humans. Sorry

Firestar: kaiHnJsiahKQOWHSBANAKSKJS!

Ravenpaw: What about Raven?

Firestar: No

Brambleclaw: Hey, What about Raven?

Firestar: THAT'S BRILLIANT!

Ravenpaw: *cries in the corner of a circular room*

Raven: WAIT IS THAT ANOTHER BLUE BEING! TGE IMPOSTER! I SHALL KILL YOO AND SUCK OUT YOUR BLOOD-

Bluestar: *kills Raven*

Firestar: STORM!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE! FRY THAT BLUE CAT!

Storm: Blue is a cool color though!

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Storm: Get Nightcrawler to do it

Firestar: Nightcrawler... you better do it

Nightcrawler: But... but that cat's blue. Like me!

Firestar: NOOOOOOOO!

Bluestar: ..... Wow

Firestar: Seems like I have no choice. SENTINAL #1, COME HERE!

All the X-Men: NO! *kill Bluestar*

Firestar: Well that worked. That's how you kill Bluestar!

Hehehehehe! Can someone give me spoilers for Dark Phoenix?