Chapter 34
Firestar: WHAT'S UP YA DERPS IT'S FIRESTAR AND WELCOME BACK TO 101 WAYS TO KILL BLUESTAR! TODAY WILL BE DEATH BY-
Eagleeye: *decapitates Firestar* -decapitation.
Dragonlight: So I guess we run the show this episode now?
Eagleeye: Yeah. No going back
Dragonlight: This must be either the best decision of my life or the biggest mistake in my life
Eagleeye: You ARE a mistake
Dragonlight: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Eagleeye: MAKE ME!
Dragonlight: Whatever. *picks up knives* Let's go decapitate Bluestar
Bluestar: MOSSKIT BABY DID YOU SAY MY NAME? Oh. It's you two again. I think it was Eaglelight and Dragoneye
Dragonlight: No, it was Dragonlight and Eagleeye. *lunges for Bluestar*
Bluestar: *jumps back* AHHHHH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Eagleeye: *swings knife at Bluestar* IT'S FOR 101 WAYS TO KILL BLUESTAR
Bluestar:WHA-THAT STUPID SHOW?
Eagleeye: YEP! *accidentally decapitates himself*
Dragonlight: THAT IDIOT- AHHHHHH!
*Bluestar kills Dragonlight*
Bluestar: That was easy.....
Dragonlight: NO IT WASN'T! THOSE WERE OUR CLONES! YOU CAN'T KILL US SO EASILY! DRAGONLIGHT FANS, PIN BLUESTAR DOWN!
*all 89 of Dragonlight's followers trample Bluestar*
Eagleeye; EAGLEEYE FANS, BRING THE KNIVES!
*all 115 of Eagleeye's followers bring a barrel of knives*
Dragonlight; So all we have to do is spam?
Ghost of Firestar: Yes
*Eagleeye and Dragonlight spam the knives. All 2819 of them miss*
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Pokecord:
A wild Pikachu has appeared!
Dragonlight: NOT WHAT I MEANT! AND THAT'S THE WRONG POKÉMON ANYWAYS!
Eagleeye: We have one knife left....
Dragonlight: Just get in close and cut her head off. Classic
Eagleeye: Fine
Bluestar: NOOOOOOOO *kicks Eagleeye*
*the knife sails over Eagleeye and decapitates Mosskit*
Bluestar: MOSSKIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*dies*
Dragonlight: I guess it technically counts. So there's your way to kill Bluestar!
Draco's idea. Not mine XD
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