Firestar: What's up ya derps it's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar!

*bell rings*

Bluepaw: Yay! Lunch!

Oakpaw: Wait for me Bluepaw sweetie!

Spottedpaw: OMG, SHIP! *takes photos with her phone and posts them on Instagram*

Thrushpaw: Great... what about me and Bluepaw. *sings off tune* WHAT ABOUT US? WHAT ABLUT ALL THE HAPPILY EVER EVA AFTERS? WHAT ABOUT US?

Bluepaw: *dies*

Firestar: Shoot! Purdy, you know the drill

Purdy: *respawns a Bluepaw*

Bluepaw: Yay! Lunch!

Firestar: *sigh* 

Dovewing the Lunch Lady: Hi darlings! What do you want to eat? 

Bluepaw: *whispering to Whitepaw* What a weirdo

Dovewing: I can hear you

Bluepaw: WHAT? HOW?

Dovewing: If you actually read "Omen of the Stars" series you would know...

Bluepaw: Umm.. see, Reading class isn't my favorite class. It's run by an ugly blind weirdo

Jayfeather: WHAT?

Bluepaw: NOT YOU!

Rock: Oh.. so it's me, huh? 

Bluepaw: Umnnn.... 

Rock: I control your grades idiot

Bluepaw: You're blind... you can't see who's grades you change

Rock: You're right *sobs in the corner of a circular room* 

Bluepaw: Whatever

Spottedpaw: *on her phone* OMG! I figured out the password to Slime Obsidian's Instagram! 

Oakpaw: Here we go again

Goosefeather: This is unhealthy, young one

Spottedpaw: OMG! I figuredouthow to hack and make everyone on Instagram follow me! Now I have one billion followers! 

Firestar: Why am I here...

Camera Cat: To kill Bluestar?

Firestar: Oh yeaaaaaa.... OK! DOVEWING!

Dovewing: Yes, Master Firestar?

Firestar: Give Bluepaw some thrush, because she hates Thrushpaw. She'll eat it, but don't forget to poison it

Dovewing: Yes Master Firestar

Bluepaw: We have thrush today? OH YESSSS!

Spottedpaw: LIke, OMG, everyone already knows that you're, like, trying to like resemble like eating like Thrushpaw.

Bluepaw: STOP SAYING THE WORD LIKE!

Spottedpaw: Like, why?

Bluepaw: *facepaw* 

Firestar: *eats a thrush himself while watching Bluepaw eat the poisoned thrush* 

Bluepaw: *chokes* *dies*

Thrushpaw and Oakpaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Spottedpaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Whitepaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Tigerpaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Oakpaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Thrushpaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Snowpaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Dapplepaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Cloudpaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Shrewpaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Tallpaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Doepaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Stagpaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Ryepaw: *eats a thrush and dies*

Firestar: Wha- *dies*

Dovewing: He told me to poison the thrushes.....

Camera Cat: *stares at Dovewing as she accidentally swallows a thrush* *dies* 

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! I just now learned that Leafpool is dead... I can't believe it. She was the best medicine cat besides Jayfeather.... RIP Leafpool. You shall be missed. I still can't believe it......