Firestar: *whispering* what's up ya derps its's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar! Today, I'm at my grandson's new show, Warriors Got Talent. Bluestar is going to be auditioning today, and I will shoot her down with my AK-14!
Lionblaze: Are you ready?

Crowd: *cheers* YES YES YES! YAAY!

Lionblaze: Season one of WGT! And here are your Warriors Got Talent judges! Tigerstar!

Crowd: YAAAAY! I love Tigerstar!

Dovewing: You go sweetie

Lionblaze: We have Harestar!

Crowd: Who's that?

Harestar: Onestar died when fighting Darktail! I was his deputy! I'm the leader now!

Crowd: Booo!!! We want Onestar! We want Onestar!

Lionblaze: We have our favorite judge! Bramblestar!

Crowd: OMG! BRAMBLESTAR! I TOTALLY SHIP HIM WITH JESSY!

Squirrelflight: Wait what? I thought you were done with Jessy

Bramblestar: It isn't what you think!

Squirrelflight: WHAT? I'm breaking up with you! I was cheating on you for Ashfur anyways....

Bramblestar: WHAT!?!?

Lionblaze: Er- and we have our RiverClan leader, Mistystar!

Crowd: Yay?

Mistystar: *sigh*

Lionblaze: And here's your host! Myself!

Leafstar: Wait what? What about me?

Lionblaze: Sorry, I like the original Clans better

Leafstar: *dies*

Lionblaze: Well, let's start!

*audience cheers. The lights go off. Rustling can be heard*

Bumblestripe: Get on with it!

*Titanium starts playing*

*lights turn on. Bluestar is exposed*

Mistystar: MOM?! *hits buzzer*

Bluestar: *off tune* You shout it loud, but I can't hear a word you say blah blah blah, I'M BULLETPROOF! NOTHING TO LOSE! FIRE AWAY, FIRE AWAY. RICOCHET, TAKE YOUR AIM, FIRE AWAY, FIRE AWAY!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAY!

Mistystar: How is that a good audition?

*Titanium continues*

Bluestar: Shoot me down, I won't fall, I AM TITANIUM! BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Mistystar: MOM STOP!

Bluestar: *flourishes*

Lionblaze: Ummmm.......
Bramblestar: You're am embarrassment to ThunderClan.......  so I vote that you don't get into the judge cuts.

Mistystar: WHAT A P*SSY NO!

Harestar: Umm..... if I say no are you going to kill me?

Bluestar: Yes
Harestar: Well I'm still gonna day no

Bluestar: *hisses*

Tigerstar: Um..... no.

Bluestar: *attacks The Judges*

Firestar: *uses AK-14 to shoot Bluestar down* Well, turns out that Bluestar is neither Bulletproof or Titanium. So there's your way to kill-

Lionblaze: Whoa whoa whoa grandpa. This is Warriors got talent. NOT 101 ways to kill Bluestar

Firestar: But..... but....

Lionblaze: No buts

Firestar: *runs away sobbing*
*Firestar runs back to the Firestar Headquarters*

Spottedleaf: Hey honey!

Firestar: *sobbing* Lionblaze *sob sob* wouldn't *sobs* let me *blows nose* steal his show *sooob*

Spottedleaf: Oh no, my poor little Firestar...

Camera Cat: Can I cut?

Firestar: Yes

*Camera Falls over. Scene is cut*

Hey guys. I finally bought 101 ways to kill Bluestar back after like what, a month? This is a scene from my new story Warriors Got Talent.