Chapter 18
Firestar: Hey derps it's Firestar and-
Bluestar: Yo. yo, yo- HIT IT!
Snowfur: *beep beep beep beep beep*
Mosskit: Gosh- language!
Bluestar: You loser, you're going down! I'll change that smile to a big fat frown!
Firestar: Let's say that Foxloveforever introduced rapping to Bluestar and Snowfur....
Snowfur: That's bullsh*t, you rap like a kit, your IQ is lower than Firestar's, you fell in love with Oakheart, guess what? HE DUMPED YOU YA IDIOT!
Firestar: I am offended..... but anyways, welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar!
Headbutts: Rap battle, begin!
Snowfur: SCREW YOU YOU-
Firestar: Whoa whoa woah..... Headbutts, block out those cuz words!
Kits: What does f*ck mean?
Firestar: Oh dear......
Bluestar: Let the rap battle begin!
Snowfur: I'm a noble warrior, always chose Clan over Kin, you fell in love with three cats but got to keep none of them, got to watch my kits grow up, up here in StarClanbut you couldn't even keep Mosskit alive for over 3 seconds
Bluestar: Your mate ummm...... was a loser? WAHHHH!
Headbutts: Loser and ummm do not go together, therefore you lose
Bluestar: NOOOOOO! *dies*
Firestar: Well that was a dramatic death. But there's your way to kill Bluestar!
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