Firestar: Waddup 101 ways to kill Bluestar fans, it's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar! We will be doing death by Hunger Games!
President Snowfur: Alright guys! Since we aren't Twolegs, we don't have Districts but we have Clans! We will make each of the five Clans donate four tributes!
Leafstar: Well I guess we can spare a few warriors. We'll send Bellaleaf, Plumwillow, Tree and Violetshine.
Harestar: I'll send my best Warriors. Nightcloud, Crowfeather, Breezepelt and Heathertail will go to the Hunger Games.
Mistystar: I'll send in Mallownose, Nightpaw, Curlfeather and Podlight
Tigerstar: I guess that means that I'll send out my mom, Tawnypelt, my mate, Dovewing, and the two other queens, Yarrowleaf and Berryheart.
Bramblestar: *Looks evil at Bluestar*?I'll send in Squirrelflight, Lionblaze, Blossomfall and.... Mosskit.
Bluestar: WHAT? NO! I'LL TAKE HER PLACE!
Firestar: *drops all the tributes into the arena* Alright! The games are over one Bluestar dies!
Bluestar: *heads straight for Cornucopia*
Tawnypelt: *runs towards Bluestar* ShadowClan cats, attack！
Bluestar: *dies*
Firestar: Oh, well that was easy. There's your way to kill-
Bluestar: *respawns* Remember, now that I'm here I have nine lives
Firestar: Dammit!
Squirrelflight; ThunderClan warriors attack Bluestar!
Bluestar: *dies*
Bluestar: *respawns*
Crowfeather: WindClan attack Bluestar!
Bluestar: Why am I always the target? *runs away*
Bluestar: *panting* AHHHHH! *runs into Katniss and Peeta making out in a cave*
Katniss: AHHHHHHH! *takes bow out and shoot Bluestar in the heart*
Bluestar: *dies and respawns*
Bluestar: *runs away*
Bluestar: *runs into a mutt. It has Oakheart's eyes* AHHHH OAKHEART!
Mutt Oakheart: *kills Bluestar*
Bluestar: *respawns and runs away*
Bluestar:*runs into RiverClan*
Podlight:AHHHHHH! *kills Bluestar*
Bluestar: *dies and respawns*
Bluestar: *runs into SkyClan* AHHHHHHH!
Violetshine: AHHHHHH! *kills Bluestar*
Bluestar: *respawns*
Bluestar: *runs into Firestar* AHHHHHHHH! *gets killed by Firestar and respawns*
Bluestar: *runs out of arena*
President Snowfur: YOU DARE RUN AWAY? * kills Bluestar 3 more times*
Firestar: Well, Bluestar's dead now, that's how you kill Bluestar!

Headbutts here. Do any of you read Hunger Games? You really should, it's good.