Firestar: WHAT'S UP GUYS IT'S FIRESTAR AND WELCOME BACK TO 101 WAYS TO KILL BLUESTAR!
Bluestar: Stop yelling
Firestar: Stop being a BTS fan
Bluestar: *Tear*
Firestar: Today, Bluestar will die of *sighs* true loveeee
Crowd: Awwww....
Firestar: Since she already likes Oakheart she can't die of him. So she'll fall in love with.....
*intense drumroll*
Firestar: Thistleclaw!
Thistleclaw: WHAT?
Firestar: *whispers* I only need you to make her fall in love with you so much that she dies. Then we can celebrate and take over the world
Thistleclaw: Killing Bluestar? I'm in!

A few moments later.....

Thistleclaw: Hi Bluestar! Looking good as always!
Bluestar: *blushes* Umm.... thanks? Aren't you supposed to be hating me?
Thistleclaw: Hate you? How could anyone possibly hate you?
Bluestar: Don't you hate me?
Thistleclaw: No!
Bluestar: Oh.....
Thistleclaw: Well I was going to ask you if I could sleep in your den tonight *secretly gags* because now that my Dark Forest fund is gone I'm homeless and Snowfur won't take me in because she's with Oakheart now
Bluestar: Ummmm... sure?

At nighttime...
Thistleclaw: *settles down beside Bluestar *Should we get back at Snowfur and Oakheart?
Bluestar: We could become mates! For real and for their jealously!
Thistleclaw: Of course! *licks Bluestar* *gags and almost dies of disgust*
Bluestar: I think I'm in love....... *cheecks start blushing so much that they explode. The explosion kills Bluestar*
Thistleclaw: YES! FREE! AT LAST! THOSE DREADFUL TWO HOURS ARE OVER! *starts running around and screaming like a maniac*
Firestar: I always knew that guy was a psychopath. Anyways, there's your way to kill Bluestar! *suddenly screams as he steps of the mushy and slimy part of Bluestar's cheeks*

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