Chapter 13
Princess: Hi you guys! It's Princess, and I'm here today with another tutorial on how to make your own hat! So you need-
Firestar: *tackles Princess* Just because I said I was using knitting didn't mean that I was going to make this episode about knitting, Sis. Anyways, waddup ya derps it's the most handsome tom in all of StarClan-
Bramblestar: *pops into StarClan* You said you were the most handsome tom in StarClan? Wow, that is a HUGE insult to toms in StarClan. Plus, it proves that living cats are prettier than dead cats, because half of the dead cats died in battle, and they're either missing a body part or their face got smashed and deformed. *returns to living world*
Firestar: Well, he's harsh.....
Princess: I'm still here, you know.....
Firestar: Well, today we're going to suffocate Bluestar with knitted hats!
Mosskit: Can I help?
Firestar: Of course!
After knitting......
FIrestar: Hi Bluestar!
Bluestar: Are you here to kill me again?
Firestar: No, here, you can have this hat!
Bluestar: EWWWWW! That is the ugliest hat I've EVER seen!
FIrestar: Mosskit made that.....
Bluestar: This is the prettiest hat I've ever seen!
Firestar: That's just........ I can't even say it!
Bluestar: *wears the hat* I'm wearing it forever!
Mosskit: *sneaks up from behind Bluestar and covers Bluestar's nose.*
Bluestar: Mosskit, what are you doing dear? Don't suffocate me!
Mosskit: Mommy, it's a new fashion trend! I want you to wear it like that!
Bluestar: Awww...... OK! Anything for you! *leaves her den and bumps into Oakheart* Hi Bob!
Oakheart: Ummmmm..... You OK hon?
Bluestar: BTS 4 EVER!
Firestar: BLUESTAR NO!
Mosskit: My mom is a huge weirdo....... She actually likes BTS.....
Bluestar: *starts doing backflips in the street * Oh yeah! Best sidewalk preformer in all of StarClan! Let's go!
Firestar: Hopefully she gets run over by a monster.......
Bluestar: *is run over by a monster*
Firestar: Sadly, she wasn't suffocated, but there's your way to kill Bluestar!
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