Firestar: Hmmmm... how to kill Bluestar today....
Sandstorm:Hello Firestar dear!
Spottedleaf: Wha- Firestar isn't your "dear" He's mine!
Firestar: AHA!

After finding Mintkit.....

Firestar: Hi Mintkit!
Mintkit: What do you need?
Firestar: Try and make Mosskit fall for you!

Mintkit: WHAT?!

Firestar: I said-

Mintkit: I know- but doing that will get me killed for sure!

Firestar: I'll protect you, mouse-brain!

Mintkit: One angry Bluestar mommy versus you? I really don't like the chances......

Firestar: It's not only me! I have Spottedleaf, Cinderpelt, and Sandstorm to back me up! 

*Sandstorm peeks out from behind a tree and somehow gives a thumbs up. Spottedleaf peeks out from under a bush and winks. Cinderpelt raises a paw from her stone disguise*

Mintkit: Have you seen Bluestar fighting? Swiftpaw tried to hit on Mosskit and Bluestar almost killed his parents, Goldenflower and Patchpelt, and his brother, Lynxkit. Even his half brother, Longtail!

Firestar: *sighs* I was gonna save them for myself, but...... *takes out a jar of mints* Mintkit,  I know that you like mints. If you can make Mosskit fall for you, I'll give you these mints.

Mosskit: MINTS! You have a deal!

Firestar: *rubs his paws together evily*

*at midnight.....* (lol my grammar)

Mintkit: Hi Mosskit! 

Mosskit: Mintkit?

Mintkit: Yes it's me! You guessed it!

Mosskit: What do you need?

Mintkit: Oh, gossip and stuff. Everyone in StarClan-gram (Instagram), StarClan-Chat (Snapchat), and StarClan-book (Facebook) says we should be together! They even made us a ship name, Misskit!

Mosskit: So you think we should be together because Social Media says so? Please, how old are we? We're like, only older than 5 leaders with their ages combined. Lemme see....... an average leader lives 7-10 seasons..... so we're 50 years old! (that's a LOT in can years) 

Mintkit:............

Mosskit: What?

Mintkit: So about that relatioship....

Mosskit: *facepaw*

Mintkit: C'mon...... both of our names start with a M!

Mosskit: HOW OLD ARE YOU? PLEASE, ACT MORE GROWN UP!

Mintkit: You know that you can't grow up if you're in StarClan, right.......

Mosskit: YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!

*Bluestar walks to MOsskit* 

Bluestar: Mosskit, Brightflower says that she's going to be on vacation to the beach for a few moons, so Mintkit and Marigoldkit are staying with us!

Mosskit: NOOO!

Bluestar: What was that, Mosskit?

Mosskit: OK mommy. 

Mintkit: *sighs*

*after a few weeks of horrible tries, Mintkit finally gets Mosskit's attention*

Bluestar: Mosskit! Time to wakey wakey! School day- AHHHHHH!

Bluestar screams at the sight of Mintkit and Mosskit sleeping together. 

Mintkit: Bluestar, ma'am, I can explain-

Bluestar: *leaps at Mintkit, trying to kill him*

FIrestar: *tackles Bluestar*

Bluestar: *easily bucks Firestar into the wall and corners him* Time to die, fire cat. Did you set this up?

Firestar: I might have made a deal with Mintkit.....

Bluestar: *claws are one inch away from Firestar's  throat when Sandstorm, Cinderpelt and Spottedleaf attack Bluestar* 

Firestar: Thank StarClan! Which is kind of thanking myself!

*Firestar's kin, Nutmeg (his mother), Jake, (his father), Filou, Tommy , and Luna (his kittypet siblings) attack Bluestar as well*

Firestar: *flinches as Bluestar's tail almost hits him in the face.* Good work, my kin and other people I don't really care about!

Sandstorm, Spottedleaf and Cinderpelt: *all at the same time* WHAT?!

FIrestar: I said people I care about. 

Sandstorm: You meant cats. 

Firestar: Er- yes

Sandstorm: Are we dismissed yet?

Firestar: Yes..... please leave, you're getting annoying. 

* Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, CInderpelt, Nutmeg, Jake, Filou, Tommy and Luna teleport away*

FIrestar: And that's how you kill Bluestar!

Hello people. THIS TOOK FOREVER!