IMProvising (#7)
Just saying, the title is a pun. It will make sense as the story progresses.
Your school is having a dress up day. You decide to dress like a mif'wa for the occasion. It's Saturday and the dress up day isn't until Monday, but you have your costume hanging on your door. You decide to try it on. Not long after you do, your vision goes black.
When you can see again, you find yourself standing in front of Aphmau's village. You think to yourself that this is the absolute perfect time to pounce. (You know cause cats pounce and you are disguised as a Mif'wa. Sorry about the awful puns. I guess you could say I'm in a punny mood.)
Aphmau spots you and rushes over. Laurance and Garroth are hot on her tail. (Tail because...never mind.)
Aph: Hello. My name is Aphmau. Are you alright?
You: I came from O'khasis. Mif'wa aren't very welcome there at the moment. (I remember this from when Aphmau had to get into O'khasis when she was a thief.)
Aph: I know all about that.
You: How? You're not a mif'wa.
Aph: Long story. For now, meet my guards. They're going to see that you are safe and healthy.
Garroth: I'm Garroth.
Laurance: My name is Laurance.
You: I'm Angel. Nice to meet you. Wait a second...Garroth as in Garroth Ro'meave?! You sure do look a lot like him.
Garroth: Uhhhhhhh.
Laurance: That isn't important right now. How did you end up here?
You: Well, as you already know, mif'was aren't exactly welcome in O'khasis at the moment. I was driven out with literally no supplies. I lived in Narhaka for a while until Tu'la invaded. When they did, I fled. I've been roaming around for quite some time now. I arrived in Meteli a few weeks back, and they told me of this place. So I snuck over the wall of Phoenix Drop, found Lucinda's portal, went through it, and wound up here.
Laurance: It takes less than a day to get from here to Meteli, and how in Irene's name did you know about Lucinda. And why did you sneak over the wall?
You: Ummm. Well, I uh...
Garroth: Angel, what are you not telling us?
Just then, Aaron walk by. He spots you, and stops dead in his tracks.
Aaron: You again?!
Laurance: You know her?
Aaron: Sorta. Just get her out of here. Angel is dangerous and in no way is a mif'wa!
Garroth: Aphmau! Come quick!
You: No! Please! I just need a place to spend the night!
Aaron: YOU AND ZANE HAVE KILLED ME MULTIPLE TIMES.ju
Aphmau arrives to hear this statement. She looks at you with wide eyes. Garroth and Laurance do the same. Everyone's expression showed pure fear. Aaron was included in this which made you happy.
Aphmau: So you're the one Aaron told me about.
Laurance: That's who's been murdering Aaron? Seems like a child to me.
You: Don't underestimate me. I'm nice until you tick me off. Which Aaron did.
Garroth: How?
You explain to them how Aaron upset you. You don't tell them about Minecraft Diaries though. Instead, you say that you were forced to watch over Aphmau's village by an unknown source. You say you grew attached to the people here, which caused you to start shipping them.
Laurance: This kid is insane.
Aphmau: Angel why? Why resort to killing Aaron?
You were about to answer, when dozens of imps came out of nowhere. They all took the form of Aaron.
You: LEMMIE AT 'EM!!!!!
Garroth: Aphmau?
Aphmau: Let Angel go. That look in his/her eyes tells me all I need to know. Just give Angel a sword, and let's get out of here.
Garroth hands you his sword, and you attack the nearest Imp. It disappears with a puff of smoke as you slice it. You only kill about three more, until they change form. They all look exactly like you. Aphmau, Garroth, and Laurance ran to warn everyone else. Aaron however, stayed with you.
Aaron: Have fun killing yourself.
You: Can it! Either help me or leave!
Aaron: Neither. I'll just watch the show.
You: Ugh!
You slice another Imp, then another, and another. Five remain. They all bow to you.
You: Oh isn't this just perfect! Imps, bring him to me and I will give you your freedom!
The Imps all charge towards Aaron. He kills one with his sword, but the other four tackle him to the ground. You walk over to Aaron, and stab him in the back with Garroth's sword.
You: Guess you could say I'm a real back stabber. See you in the Nether Aaron.
You now return to your home. You sit on your bed, relaxing. A friend texts you;
What did you do today?
You reply;
Nothing much.
The end.
So do you get the pun now? I hope so. I kinda wrote a couple of puns in this one without trying. I actually only realized after I wrote the pun that it was even there. I decided to leave them anyways. The only planned pun was the title, no joke.
Also, I know this ending was kinda flat, but at least Aaron died! I hate Aaron with a burning passion, so this is a joy for me to write. Anyways, until next time, bye guys!
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