Chapter 4: Phantom Family Reunion
Here we see you coming back from work and you sat on the couch.
(Y/N): "Man, what a long day."
Paulina: "What happened?"
(Y/N): "The usual, while saving the world is easy but working at your mom's lesbian club you have to manage the dancers there, even the futanari dancers. They don't want to dance in front of the audience with boners so I have to give them Blow jobs and Hand jobs..."
Paulina: "Yikes, sorry to hear that."
(Y/N): "On the plus side, they make a great source of protein, so how was your day?"
Paulina: "Pretty good, I stopped a robbery today, and saved a bus, but that's superhero stuff. I kinda made out with your aunt and her......penis was huge."
(Y/N): "That's what my mom said."
Paulina: "But don't worry I was on birth control."
(Y/N): "Okay."
Paulina: "Yep, no babies for me, well not until I graduate from college."
You turned on the TV and saw Paulina, in her hero uniform, and she was on the News.
(Y/N): "Hey look you're on the news. How come I'm not on the news?"
Paulina: "Perhaps you're too busy to be on the news."
(Y/N): "Right."
Reporter: "And in today's news, our new hero, by the name Estrella Rosa, has been saving our city for weeks now and she has shown great love for its people. Like this for instance."
You and Paulina see live footage of a woman in labor and we see Paulina in her hero outfit helping her deliver the baby.
(Y/N): "You delivered a baby?"
Paulina: "Yep, your mother and aunt taught me how."
(Y/N): "Let me guess, Aunt Glenda was at a bachelorette party and she got the bride pregnant along with the other female guests?"
Paulina: "Yeah..."
(Y/N): "Well my aunt did say she's incredibly fertile."
Paulina: "And that means you have a lot of cousins then right?"
(Y/N): "Yeah, but Aunt Glenda is a great mother herself. She plans on having lots of kids. I just wish she could control herself around girls, especially around my mom."
???: "So you wished for it, so shall it be."
(Y/N): "Did someone say something?"
???: "...No."
(Y/N): "Oh okay, wait hey!"
We then see your aunt Glenda come into the room and she surprisingly didn't go for Paulina and sex with her.
Paulina: "Um, Glenda are you okay?"
Glenda: "I feel better, first I was gonna pound your pussy until next week and then I feel like not doing that. Like I'm in control of my libido."
(Y/N): "Really?"
Glenda: "Yep, it feels... nice like a huge weight off my shoulder."
Paulina: *Whispers to you* "This is weird right?"
(Y/N): "Yeah."*looks down at Glenda's crotch*"Normally she would have a woman attached to her penis since it's strong enough to support the weight of a full grown woman from the pussy." *Sees Paulina's disturbed look* "Yeah I know."
Paulina: "Your family is weird, but they're okay with me." *Remembers* "Oh speaking of, do you wanna come with me to Amity Park sweetie? I wanted to have a little visit and see what's new there."
(Y/N): "Hm, sure I don't see why not."
Paulina: "Thanks babe!" *Kisses you* "Now let's go."
(Y/N): "Right now?"
Paulina: *Sees Sayonara Pussycat is on* "Uh after Sayonara Pussycat."
(Y/N): *Chuckles* "Well I wish you would never change Paulina."
After Sayonara Pussycat, we later see you and Paulina arrive at Amity Park and you both look around.
(Y/N): "So this is Amity Park, doesn't look too bad."
Paulina: "Wait for it."
Just then you saw Danny Phantom fighting off Skulker and Desiree.
Paulina: "There it is?"
Danny: "Since when does a hunter team up with a genie?!" *Blasts at the two villains*
Desiree: "We're not a team, we just bump into you at the same time."
You then hide behind a tree and then you change into your hero outfit and summon the Wonderful Dummies and Paulina changes into her lantern costume and then you form a Unite Hand and launch Skuler away with a single punch while Paulina catches Desiree in a bubble construct.
Desiree: "No! Release me child!"
Paulina: "I have a better idea, I wish you were trapped in the ghost boy's thermos."
(Y/N): "Scratch that I wish you were trapped-"*pulls out a soda bottle*"-in this bottle!"
Desiree: "Noo! I must obey!"
We then see Desiree snap her fingers as she was now trapped in the bottle as Paulina closed with a cap with air holes.
Paulina: "Woo-hoo!"
Danny: "Estrella Rosa? Wonder Paragon? What are you two doing here?"
(Y/N): "We were in the neighborhood."
Paulina: "So what's new with you Danny?"
Danny: "I watched the news about you being a midwife."
Paulina: "You saw that too?"
Danny: "Yep, and congrats."
Paulina: "Thanks I had some practice myself." *sees posters and balloons of Estrella Rosa* "Woah, guess people really like me here."
Danny: "Heh, yeah ever since they heard about you, the school feels like Paulina never left the school after Estrella Rosa came around."
Paulina: "And people actually like me?"
Danny: "Uh... not everyone."
You noticed that there was a certain goth girl protesting against Estrella Rosa.
(Y/N): "I think I figured out who."
Paulina: *Sees Sam* *Sighs* "Figures it'd be Sam."
Danny: "Wait... how do you know Sam?"
(Y/N): "She normally patrols the skies over cities and hears about Sam's... reckless behavior."
Danny: "Yeah she can be a real handful."
Sam: *Off-screen* "Hey!"
(Y/N): *to Sam* "Is something wrong, citizen?"
Sam: "You bet there is, that Estrella Posa is the next Homelander!"
You then clutch your hands form a fist as a sign that you are suppressing your anger.
Paulina: *Hugs you* "Easy sweetie, calm down."
Danny: "Sam what the heck? This is Estrella Rosa and her boyfriend Wonder Paragon, you know how he feels about that guy."
(Y/N): "I'm... fine... I'm fine."
Sam: "The last time we had a super amazing superhero, a bunch of innocent people got killed in a plane crash. And she's a plane crash waiting to happen."
You clench your fists even harder and you were about to form a unite sword until Paulina stopped you.
Paulina: "Sam, please stop making him angry."
Sam: "How... Do you know my name?"
(Y/N): "She patrols the skies and she overhears your conversations with your friends."
Paulina: *Whispers to you* "Do you think... I should tell them?"
(Y/N): *Whispers back* "I don't think so."
Paulina: *Whispers back* "You were about to kill someone, if they understand I'm sure they would stop calling me a bad person."
(Y/N): *whispers back*"I'm not gonna kill Sam, it was gonna be an intimidation tactic."
Paulina: *Whispers* "Sure didn't look like it."
(Y/N): *Whispers*"That's the point."
Paulina: *whispers*"Okay..."
Sam: "What are you two talking about?"
We then see you form a unite sword and slash Sam as it was a near miss and you cut off a bit of her hair.
(Y/N): "Don't ever talk trash about my girlfriend, Samantha Manson?"
Sam: "Y-y-yes sir."
Danny: "Dude not cool!" *whispers to you* "Thank you."
(Y/N): "You are welcome."
Paulina: "So everyone actually misses Paulina?"
Danny: "Yeah the school was falling apart out of sadness until you came around the school feels better now that you are around. Almost like Paulina was actually here."
Paulina had to resist the urge to facepalm since she is wearing no mask and yet Danny could clearly see it's Paulina.
(Y/N): *Hugs Paulina* *pats her on the head*"Easy sweetie, calm down."
Paulina: *Hugs back* "Thanks mi amor."
(Y/N): "Your welcome hun."
Sam: "Oh brother...Estrella is just a-"
Danny: *Sighs* "Sam I think it's best you don't mess with a guy who can shish kabob someone with a giant sword."
Sam: *Remembers what happened* "Noted."
Later, we see you and Paulina talking to Desiree while she's in a bottle.
(Y/N): "My mom always wanted a genie as her wife."
Desiree: "I am no one's trophy! I already had a jealous wife throw me out, I will not be subjugated like last time."
(Y/N): "But my mom is single."
Desiree: " Then she can find herself any man she wants.'
Paulina: "Actually she's into women."
Desiree: "Either way, I am not marrying her!"
(Y/N): "But she'll be disappointed."
Desiree: "And why is that my problem?"
(Y/N): "Man, I wish it was your problem."
Desiree snaps her fingers and she suddenly realizes something.
Paulina: "Honey!"
(Y/N): "Dang it, I said that outloud! Why does that keep happening?"
Paulina: "It's like she can't help but grant wishes."
Desiree: "Now I have to marry your mother!"
Paulina: *Face palms* "Sweetie."
(Y/N): "But she really wanted to marry a genie, it's like her childhood dream."
Paulina: "I know but is this really the way you want this to happen? You're forcing her to do something she doesn't want to do."
(Y/N): "Okay you're right, I wish she could make her own wishes and be part human too and she has the freedom to love whoever she wants."
As soon as that wish is granted Desiree comes out of the bottle and she doesn't have the golden bracelets on her arms.
Desiree: "Thank you. But to be honest I will think about your mother when I meet her."
(Y/N): "Thanks, sorry about wishing it was your problem."
Desiree: "It's alright, to be honest I kinda like you. I've been watching you for a while now."
Paulina: "That's not creepy at all."
Desiree: "Not awhile just.....since your childhood."*blushes and looks down*"I made it sound weird didn't I?"
Paulina: "Kind of..."
(Y/N): "It's fine, my family is weird. My mom and my aunt had an incest baby when my mom was 16." *Sees Desiree's sicked look* "Yeah I know."
Desiree: "I'm... surprised that she had a child with her sister."
(Y/N): "And now they're friends with benefits."
Desiree: *gags*"I think I'm gonna throw up."
(Y/N): "You know it's a lot more heartwarming once you see their relationship."
Desiree: "I'll believe it when I see it."
Paulina: "(Y/N)'s mom would catch the attention of any girl, even straight girls."
(Y/N): "Unfortunately, she wants a woman that is like her, always has a nice bod and is very promiscuous."
Desiree: "Well I don't know if I like her given how she's like around women."
(Y/N): "Well at least give her a chance, you don't have to marry her right off the bat. She always says "take the relationship slow."
Paulina: "Right after she bangs them."
(Y/N): "Pa- eh yeah."
Desiree: "Well I guess I could try women out and see where it goes."
Paulina: "That's the spirit."
???: "Hey you!"
You and Paulina then see the ghost girls such as Spectra, Kitty, and Ember appear in the area.
Ember: "You're that Wonder Paragon guy right?"
(Y/N): "Yeah?"
Paulina: *Sees Kitty* *in her head* "Why do I feel like I remember her?"
Kitty: "Thanks for saving the planet."
Ember: "Yeah if Earth bit the dust the Ghost Zone goes with it too."
Spectra: "it's true."
(Y/N): "Glad to be of service, I was just doing my job ma'am."
Paulina: *Looks at Kitty* "Hmm..."
(Y/N): "Rosa, you okay?"
Kitty: *looks at Paulina*"You look familiar."
Paulina feels a memory-flash as she holds her head in pain.
(Y/N): "Rosa!" *Holds Paulina in comfort*
Paulina: *holds her head* "That ghost possessed me and made me Danny's girlfriend!"*shivers*"Why!?!"
Kitty: "How did-"*realizes*"Ohh yeah you're Paulina, the girl that I possessed to make my boyfriend jealous."
Paulina: "You used my body as a puppet to get back at your boyfriend?!"*calms down*"That I understand."
Kitty: "Wait you're not mad?"
Paulina: "No... not really, just peeved you were inside my body." *Brief pause and shivers discomfort* "Okay that felt weird to say. But I think I understand why you did it."
(Y/N): "My mom says that if your lover is not interested in you, just break up and find someone new."
Kitty: "That's what I did, I broke up with my boyfriend."
Paulina: "How did he take it?"
Kitty: "He was crying for days and saying that he won't love again."
Paulina: "Figures."
(Y/N): "Paulina do you remember anything else?"
Paulina: "Well... I know who Danny Phantom is but I kept the secret to myself so that he continues with his superhero thing without the spotlight, that, and so someone doesn't blackmail him." *Looks at Kitty*
Kitty: *Chuckles sheepishly*
Ember: "Didn't you blackmail a kid yourself?"
Paulina: "It was one time, I was on a budget and I needed to go to the movies to see Sayonara Pussycat."
Ember: "Oh man I love that movie!"*sees the girls looking at her funny*"What?"
Spectra: "You actually like that cat?"
Ember: "Hey just because I'm a rocker doesn't mean I like girly things too."
Kitty: "Fair enough."
(Y/N): *to Paulina* "So you're not gonna tell him?*
Paulina: "Hm, I might but not to get a date out of it, just to right some wrongs I did back in Casper High."
(Y/N): "You blackmailed him to go to a movie."
Paulina: "Starting with that."
We later see you and Paulina, in normal clothes, as you both arrive at Fenton works where Paulina knocks on the door.
Danny: *opens the door*"Paulina, what are you doing here? If you want to go to see another Sayonara Pussycat movie I will take you into the movie and I'll be leaving you there."
Paulina: *Sees your reassuring look* *to Danny* "That's not why I'm here, Fe-... Danny, I'm here to apologize."
Danny: "...Come again?"
Paulina: "Look... I'm sorry, okay about everything. Treating your friends like garbage and making you think I'm a shallow person but I'm not. And I'm sorry about the blackmailing."
Danny: "That was like one time."
Paulina: "Still though I am so sorry."
Danny: "Hey, it's fine."
Paulina: "Thanks, but it's not all I have to tell you, can we come in?"
Danny: "Uh sure."
We then see you and Paulina head into the house and you both sit on the couch.
Danny: "What else is there to talk about?"
Paulina: "Well... I know."
Danny: "Know? Know what?"
Paulina: *makes sure no ones listing* "I know you're the ghost boy."
Danny: "Really? Wait how...?"
Paulina: "When that ghost possessed me. I kinda knew about what we, or more specifically, what she made me do with you."
Danny: "Uh....Wow, okay didn't know you knew."
(Y/N): "You're not freaking out are you?"
Danny: "Oh no, I'm totally fine."
(Y/N): "...You're freaking out aren't you?"
Danny: "Yes! My old crush, the girl who used to be a Queen B, knows I'm a superhero!"
Paulina: "Does anyone else know?"
Danny: "Only Sam, Tucker, Danielle, and my sister. And now you."
Paulina: "Danielle?"
Danny: "My cousin/clone/little sister. It's a long story."
Paulina: "You have a little sister? That's adorable."
Danny: "It is?"
Paulina: "I always wanted a sister of my own, but I'm an only child."
Danny: "Trust me Paulina, living with Jazz can sometimes be a good thing and a little bad, but mostly good."
We then see Dani Fenton walk into the room.
Dani: "Hey Danny, have you seen my-"*sees Paulina and blushes* "Uh, who's the pretty lady?"
Paulina: "I'm Paulina and you must be Danielle, it's nice to meet you."*pinches Dani's cheeks*"Aww you're cuter than I imagined."
(Y/N): "Is she always like that?"
Danny: "I think she's having the same crush on Paulina."
(Y/N): "Huh, well she is your sister/cousin."
Danny: "Yeah but I wouldn't worry it'll wear off, I hope."
Dani: "When I'm older, I want to marry you one day, pretty lady."
Paulina: "Aw you flatter me, but I have a boyfriend. Sorry."
Dani: "Aw man, it's okay, it's better than being with Vlad."
Paulina: "The mayor?"
Dani: "He's the fruit loop who created me from Danny's DNA. He wanted to have kids of his own."
Danny: "And he's been trying to get with my mom to do it."
Paulina: "Okay that is all kind of wrong on so many levels."
Dani: "Yeah it is. So you're the girl Danny had the hots for?"
Paulina: "Yep."
Dani: "Huh, no one wonder he made his password, Paulina Fenton."
Danny: *Blushes* "Dani!"
Paulina: *giggles*"Aww."*hugs Dani*"You are so precious, when you embarrass your brother or cousin." *To Danny* "I know you say she's your cousin but wouldn't it make sense to call her your sister if she's your clone?"
Danny: "I... haven't really thought about that."
(Y/N): "It does kind of make sense, a cousin means she is from a different side of a family or in this case created by this Vlad guy, but since she bears a more striking resemblance to you so she's your sister."
Danny: "Make sense."
Dani: "How come I meet other girls? I end up crushing on my brother's crushes like Sam and Valerie."
(Y/N): "Um... uh... Paulina, you wanna answer this one?"
Paulina: "Well you are too young to have a girlfriend yourself, maybe if you grow up a bit you might get a girlfriend someday. You just have to find your own girlfriend."
Dani: "Like how you found your own boyfriend?"
Paulina: "Yeah."
Danny: "Don't give her any ideas."
Paulina: *to Dani*"Just find your special someone in your age group, you'll know when you see her."
Dani: "Right."
Danny: *to you* "So how's Paulina doing?"
(Y/N): "Pretty well, she changed a lot ever since she moved to Metropolis, she made a lot of new friends, helped a lot of people, had fun with my mom, and she even helped my aunt deliver babies after she knocked up a whole bachelorette party, including the bride."
Paulina: *rubs her stomach*"I wish I had kids of my own."
(Y/N): "Maybe when we graduate from college."
Paulina: *hugs your arm*"Or perhaps sooner if we get lucky~."
(Y/N): *Blushes* "Uh, um..."
Danny: *Chuckles* "Welcome to my world."
Just then we see Sam and Tucker come into the room and they see you and Paulina.
Sam: *sees Paulina hugging your arm*"What are you two doing?"
Paulina: "We're just talking to Danny, and we know."
Tucker: "Know what?"
Paulina: "He's the ghost boy."
Tucker and Sam: "What?!"
Tucker: "How!?"
Paulina: "A ghost possessed me just to get back at her boyfriend before she broke up with him."
Sam: "Good for her."
(Y/N): "And now she won't leave me alone."
Sam: "Kitty?"
(Y/N): "Yes and her friends too."
We then see the ghost girls appear into the room as the trio were shocked.
Danny: "That explains why my ghost sense was going off."
(Y/N): "Ghost sense? I thought it was because you ate an entire pack of mints or something."
Tucker: *Laughs*
Sam: *to Kitty, Ember, and Spectra*"What are you 3 doing here?"
Kitty: "We're following (Y/N) around cause I need a rebound."
Ember: "Same here."
Spectra: "Just looking for a boyfriend."
Tucker: "I thought that guy that is always helping you was your boyfriend?"
Spectra: "Not a chance. He can't handle-"*points to her whole body*"-all of this."
(Y/N): *Blushes* "Um..."
Kitty: "Spectra never actually dated a guy before because all the guys in the Ghost Zone were too afraid to make a move on her."
(Y/N): "All I said to her was that she has a nice outfit and her hair is pretty."
Spectra: *giggles*"Aww thank you."
Paulina: "Well his mom did teach him how to treat a lady."
Kitty: "Really? She must be a great mom to have. What's her name?"
(Y/N): "Linda."
Kitty: *Shocked* "Linda?!"
(Y/N): "Wait, you know my mom?"
Kitty: "Yeah, back when I was alive she and I were friends with benefits until I moved, I haven't seen her in years, how's she doing?"
(Y/N): "Well my aunt Glenda and their daughter moved into our house and now my mom and my aunt are friends with benefits."
Tucker: "Wait their daughter.....when you said their daughter you mean......."
(Y/N): "Incest baby, yes, yes I do."
Tucker: "Excuse me for one second."
We then see Tucker head to the bathroom as we hear him vomiting into the toilet and then we see Tucker come out of the bathroom and turn to you.
Tucker: "That is so wrong!"
(Y/N): "It was the only thing my aunt gave to my mom on her sweet 16, and yes I am well aware of how wrong that sounds, but as shocking as this sounds, I'm used to it."
Sam: "Now I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks. Good thing I'm an only child."
Tucker: "Tell me they're stepsisters."
(Y/N): "Nope, they aren't."
Tucker: "And we're leaving."
Sam: "Oh come on, it doesn't sound... that bad." *Sees the Lantern ring on Paulina* "What's that?"
(Y/N): "That's... Estrella Rosa's merchandise. Just a plastic ring that glows pink in the dark."
Paulina: "Yeah definitely not a magic space ring."
Sam had a suspicious look before she and Tucker left as Paulina turn to Danny.
Danny: "It is a magic space ring isn't it?"
(Y/N): "Nope it's-"
Paulina: "Sweetie, it's best at least one person knows."
(Y/N): "Hm okay, Paulina is Estrella Rosa."
Danny: "Knew it."
Paulina: "Oh like Danny Phantom just screams originality?"
Danny: "Touche. But a pink ring?"
Paulina: "Well it's not like I asked for my ring to be pink, it came to me, because I want to spread my love to other people."
Danny: "Really but you were so-"
Paulina: "Shallow? Yeah that was the old me, this is the new me, the not shallow Paulina. Just wish Sam could see that."
(Y/N): "She's a stubborn one." *To Danny* "How do you deal with her?"
Danny: "I just find ways to make sure she doesn't do anything drastic."
(Y/N): "Well given her track record, it's going to be a bit difficult. I heard she freed a gorilla from the zoo, is that true?"
Danny: "Yeah."
(Y/N): "Well we better get going back home, before Sam decides to compare Paulina to...him."
Paulina: *Hugs you* "Easy sweetie calm down." *to Danny* "He gets really ticked when comes to Homelander."
Danny: "Ohh gotcha."
We later see you and the girls come home and then we see Linda come into the room and see Kitty.
Linda: "Kitty is that you?"
Kitty: "Hey Linda it's been awhile."
Linda: "Yeah, um, what happened to your hair? Did you dye it?"
Kitty: "Uh, no, I'm a ghost."
Linda: "Well you look good for a ghost, love the new outfit~."
Kitty: *blushes*"Heh, you always know how to charm a woman."
Linda: "I do, so you and Johnny are uh... still together?"
Kitty: "Nope, I dumped him since he was interested in other girls prettier than me."
Linda: "I told you he's a player, never date players."
Kitty: "Isn't that what you do?"
Linda: "That's different, I please women like you and I don't just have sex with my FWBs, I take them out for lunch and show them a great time. What has Johnny done for you?"
Kitty: "Well nothing romantic I'll tell you that."
Linda: "Exactly, when a girl is interested in you, don't play with their emotions and get them disappointed, you give them a good time. Remember how we first met?"
Kitty: "Yeah I remember, it was in highschool and I was at lunch eating my sandwich when I saw you flirting with the principal about her butt and boobies, I was a blushing mess around you and you managed to help me out when you took me and the principal to a hotel and had a threesome."
Linda: "Heh, I sure did, we left the hotel room a mess, plus you took that champagne like a champ."
Kitty: "You put the bottle in my butt, and I love it!"
Linda: "And you were stuffing your face into the principal's butt, she really made us students of the year for that."
Kitty: "Well her booty was big enough for both of us."
Linda: "She had a bubble butt."
Ember: "Hey how big was her butt, I'm asking for a friend here."
Linda: "Hmm, if I had to guess, I'd think it was as big as Kim Kardashian's butt or a pair of pumpkins squeezed together."
Kitty: "No wonder her pants were huge, I can fit my whole body in that."
Linda: "I know right."
Spectra: "No one could have a caboose that big, right? It's physically impossible"
Linda: "Ask Guinness, the biggest butt ever recorded was 2.5 meters and we were the lucky girls who put our faces in that booty~."
Kitty: "Oh yeah I remember that, thank goodness that wasn't how I died."
(Y/N): "How did you die?"
Kitty: "I had an Aspirin overdose."
(Y/N): "You overdosed on Aspirin?" *In his head* "Why does that sound so familiar?"
Meanwhile in another universe we see a certain cyan or aquamarine soldier sneeze.
Church: "Hey Tucker you okay?"
Tucker: "Yeah, it felt like someone was talking about Captain Flowers."
Church: "Tucker, we're in a canyon in the middle of nowhere on a planet in the middle of nowhere, how the fuck is anyone talking about Flowers?"
Tucker: "I don't know man, people get these weird feelings."
Back to you.
We see Desiree sitting with your mother and she was cuddling with Desiree.
Desiree: "You must be Linda, it is nice to meet you."*feels Linda fondling her breasts**moans*"Mmm, what are you doing?"
Linda: "Oh nothing, just checking your girls~."
Spectra: *to Kitty* "Is she always this... forward?"
Kitty: "Yeah but she's not bad once you get to know her."
Linda: "I'm sorry that bitch of a Sultan's wife kicked you out of the kingdom. I'd say she was jealous of your succulent lips, supple breasts, excellent curves, and beautiful hair~."*squeezes Desiree's butt*"And let's not forget this beautiful butt of yours~."
Desiree: *moans*"Please... this is not..."*moans*"....the best...."*moans*".....time."
Linda: *Lets go*"I know, I know, take it slow."
Ember: "Geez, your mom is so pervy."
Kitty: "You should have seen her in highschool, especially when it came to the girl's locker room incident."
Spectra: "What happened?"
Kitty: "She had sex with all the girls in the locker room including the gym teacher and Principal."
Ember: "Dang, what were the charges?"
Kitty: "Nothing, the principal just let it slide cause the principal was Linda's FWB, not to mention her prom date along with 10 other girls."
Spectra: "Geez, just like in Casper High, I saw Glenda gotten away with knocking up the school's previous principal when she was in highschool. But I also saw those teachers and even the principal turn a blind eye to the jocks and cheerleaders messing with other people since they're exempt from punishment."
Kitty: "What? How is that fair?"
Spectra: "It's not."
Kitty: "Wait Linda's sister knocked up a high school principal?"
Linda: "Yep in her freshman year, which is her way of starting the freshman year of her new school."*pulls out a yearbook*"I still got the yearbook pictures."
Spectra: *Sees the picture* "Huh, wow. That principal looks like she had quadruplets, neat."
Linda: "Yep, she used to be called the Fertility Queen. Man those were the days."
Kitty: "Yeah, I wonder what she's doing now?"
Glenda: *comes into the room*"Wonder what who's doing?"
Linda: "The high school principal you knocked up in your freshman year."
Glenda: "Oh yeah, she's a family woman taking care of her little futa babies. Her kids are in middle school now."
Spectra: "Nice, at least the principal there isn't as bad as Lancer, he and the other teachers had an all meat buffet when they switched menus. Lunch Lady ghost told me."
Linda: "Lunch Lady ghost?"
Glenda: "Oh her, back in her golden years I loved her cooking."*pulls out the picture of the lunch lady* "She used to have luscious curves and a cute butt, but I wasn't allowed back in the kitchen so when the school was closed for the day, I gave her kids of her own."
Ember: "Geez how many teen moms did you make?"
Glenda: "Well there were those teachers back in elementary."
Ember: "Wait you started knocking up girls in elementary?"
Glenda: "Puberty hit me really early."
Spectra: "Okay I'm a ghost and I even think that's scary."
Glenda: "It runs in the family, it skips a generation. Our grandkids will hit puberty early like we have."
Ember: "Kit?"
Kitty: "It's true, Linda told me once."
Linda: "Yep, it's how I got my first kiss when I was in 1st grade."
Glenda: "I got mine in Kindergarten."
Ember: *to you*"Good thing you're adopted."
(Y/N): "Yeah, I sure am."
Desiree: "Well I could try to be a good girlfriend for your mother Linda."*hugs Linda's arm*"Shall we, um cuddle?"
Linda: "Sure, and later want to have some fun times in bed~?"
Desiree: "Of course my sweet."
Linda: "And I know you have a thing for my son, don't worry I can share."
Desiree: "Um, well he did give me the freedom to let me grant me my own wishes but I can't just date both of you at the same time. Unless."
Desiree then snaps her fingers and she makes a clone of herself.
Desiree: "One of me for each of you."
(Y/N): "Thanks, but how do we know who's who?"
Desiree then makes a ponytail on her clone.
Desiree: "How's that?"
Linda: "That works but name wise, we can't just call you Desiree 1 and 2, how about we call the Ponytail one Saudi named after Saudi Arabia."
Spectra: "Because in that country the girl has to listen to the guy no matter what?"
Linda: " Uh, well Saudi Arabia is a place and not a person."
Spectra: "Oh..."
Ember: "You should really read more earth geography."
Saudi: "I like that name."*changes her outfit to pink*"A little outfit change as well."
Ember: "Pink?"
Saudi: "What? I happen to like the color."
Linda: "I like it too~."*kisses Saudi*
Ember: "Oh brother, you're kissing your son's girlfriend."
Desiree: "I'm right here."
(Y/N): "I'm okay with it as long as she doesn't steal my girlfriends. She promised."
Ember: "Okay you're cute but your family is weird."
(Y/N): "Yeah but you get used to it."
Ember: "Yeah and I like weird things, I mean the Ghost Zone has weird stuff."
(Y/N): "How weird?"
Spectra: "Very, very weird."
(Y/N): "I'll take your word for it."
Ember: "So where do we bunk?"
Later, the ghost girls are in the guest bedroom and it was a sex dungeon.
Ember: "You gotta be joking?"
Spectra: "He said this is where his mom does it." *Sighs and picks up a dildo* Why couldn't this be a regular room?"
Desiree: "It doubles as a guest bedroom."
Spectra: "Yeah, one that's littered with sex toys. I may like rubbing one out as much as the next ghost girl but even this is a bit much."
Desiree: *holds up a bunch of anal beads*" Well we can make this work."
We then see Hippolyta come into the room and she grabs a lesbian porn mag and she reads it on the bed.
Ember: "Are you seriously reading that?"
Hippolyta: "It is a combination of lust and story."
Ember: *Facepalms* "Okay if we're gonna live here there's gonna be some renovations."
Hipployta: "What is wrong with this room? I grew to like it."
Spectra: "Now that I think about it I kinda like it. Let's keep it as it is."
Kitty: "Yeah I like it too, it's how I decorated my college dorm."
Ember: "Fine, whatever."
Ember then opens the closet and she sees dildos of different sizes.
Ember: "Sheesh she has a lot of these."*sees a 12 inch long dildo*"Um...."
3 hours later, we see Ember exhausted and satisfied after using the dildo.
Ember: *pants**pants*"You win this round bedroom. We're keeping this room as it is."
Kitty: "Told ya she would like it."*Sees the mess*"But we should probably clean it, seriously I need a mop."
Next: Chapter 5: Stripper's Day Out
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