Chapter 2: One Hectic Day

Here we see you at a briefing with the rest of the Wonderful 101 in the Virgin Victory.

(Y/N): "Okay now as you all know the SCP Foundation has been pretty lazy about this entity called the Devourer of Worlds."

W. Pink: "How dangerous is this Devourer of Worlds?"

(Y/N): "Well this thing is unstoppable and it will destroy everything it sees."

W. Pink: "Oh so like the terminator, only more destroy the world."

(Y/N): "Yep, the estimated height of this thing is 200 kilometers."

W. Blue: "How much is that in feet?"

(Y/N): "Do you want to know?"

W. Blue: "Probably not, do I want to know?"

(Y/N): "656,168 feet tall."

W. Blue: "Yep that's big."

(Y/N): "Which is why we are pulling every last stop on this one."

We then see a large group of people in black armor come into the room as Wonder Red recognizes them.

W. Red: "If it isn't the heir to the throne of the roaming Rhullo, leader of the Space Pirate band known across the universe as the Guyzock, Prince Vorkken. And his sister Immorta, Galactic Federation Police, Special Weapons, Tactics and Investigation Team, Sector S451219."

W. Blue: "Again do you have this memorized?"

P. Vorkken: "Nice to see you too Blunder Red." *sees Mariana* "Uh nice to see you again Mariana."

W. Pink: "Uh Wonder Pink if you don't mind."*hugs your arm*"Since you left Earth with no ability to communicate with me, I have Wonder Paragon as my boyfriend."

Immorta: "I heard a lot of things about the new kid, he's a lot cuter in person."

(Y/N): *Blushes* "Uh let's keep it professional here, we have a mission."

Immorta: "Of course, business before pleasure, got it."

(Y/N): "The O5 Council briefed us that the devourer of worlds will burst out of its prison in 30 years. However, since that time has passed, we have till next week until the world is blown to kingdom come."

W. Blue: "How many days is that?"

(Y/N): "Do you really want to know that Blue?"

W. Blue: "Maybe?"

(Y/N): "We have exactly 14 days starting today."

W. Blue: "Aw man I was planning on going to the movies next week."

W. Pink: "Anyways, um so what's the plan, fearless leader?"

(Y/N): "After recovering parts from our battles with the Geathjerk, we made enough mechs to hold all of us to use our Unite Morphs against it. The Dahkar, Meizarr, and the Platinum Robo will be on our side. Since all of them have done a pretty big number on the leader of the Geathjerks, they will provide us with the firepower we need to stop that demigod."

Immorta: "And the end of the world too."

W. Blue: "Should we get the hero girls to help just in case?"

(Y/N): "Of course, Wonder Black would you like to get them?"

Everyone then turn to Wonder Black as he continues his game and leaves the room.

Immorta: "Does he know where he's going? He seems more preoccupied with his entertainment than the mission."

W. Green: "I know Black, he can multitask."

(Y/N): "Yeah, there's nothing to worry about he'll be fine."

Meanwhile with the Superhero girls, we see Krishna out of his Wonderful One uniform as we see the hero girls arrive on the scene.

Kara: "We heard Doomsday was here, where is he!?!"*doesn't get a response from Krishna*"Hello?"

Jessica: "Uh Krishna?"

Krishna then puts his game away and starts breakdancing and then he jumps into the air.

Krishna: "Wonder eyes, Black!"

Within 3 Billionths of a second, we see Krishna break dancing until he puts on his Wonderful 101 uniform and lands on the ground in front of the girls.

Kara: "Uhh......"

Jessica: "Wait......I've been babysitting Wonder Black!?! He can't be a superhero, he's only 11!"

Babs: "Didn't you babysit the tween titans and they're... sort of heroes."

Jessica: "That was different."

We then see Wonder Black form the Wonder Liner around the hero girls as they then change into their Wonderful One uniforms within 3 Billionths of a second with their own Wonder Masks.

Diana: "By Zeus' beard!? What sorcery is this!?"

Karen: *looks at her Wonderful One outfit*"Woah, this is kind of awesome, but tight too."

Babs: " Uh what's going on here?"

We then see Wonder Black and the Wonder Hero Girls get teleported onto the Virgin Victory as they see that they're on the ship.

(Y/N): "Wonder Hero Girls, unite up!"

Karen: "Wait wha-"

Zee: "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

Kara: "That's your first question?"

Diana: "What is this? Explain yourselves?"

W. Blue: *talking fast*"We're all here for a briefing of a giant rampaging monster from the SCP Foundation that is going to end the world next weekend and we recruited you girls to be part of the team to save the world from that monster which is why you're all here."

W. Red: "Diana Prince, Princess of Themyscira, daughter of Queen Hippolyta, leader of the Wonder Super Hero girls, heir to the throne, new recruit to the Wonderful 101, Wonder Amazon!"

Kara: "Woah, woah, hang on, Diana is our leader you can't just recruit her out of the blue like this."

W. Red: "And you must be Kara Zor-el Danvers, last daughter of Krypton, niece of the scientist Jor-El, former caretaker of Kal-El, next in line of the House of El, Wonder Kryptonian!"

Kara: "Okay didn't need the long introduction."

(Y/N): "You were all eligible for recruitment girls and he's a big fan of long intros."

Babs: "I don't get it, we have our own hero costumes, why do we have to wear these ones?"

(Y/N): "Unite Morphs, the more people there are the bigger and stronger the unite morph."

W. Red: "And you must be Barbara Gordon, daughter of the retired Police Commissioner Gordon, inspired hero of Batman, greatest detective of Metropolis and collector of Batman merchandise, Wonder Batwoman!"

Babs: "That's batgirl, not batwoman."

Zee: "Oh do me."

W. Red: "Zee Zatara, daughter of the greatest magician in Metropolis and assistant to Giovanni Zatara, Master of Magic and Illusion, Soon to be world class magician, Wonder Zatanna!"

Jessica: "You have to make him say all of that did you?"

Zee: "Yes, yes I did."

Kara: "I swear if he does it one more time I'm gonna..."

Jessica: "Kara no."

Kara: "But-"

Jessica: "Kara."

Kara: "...Fine."

W. Red: "Please forgive me Jessica Cruz, space cadet of the Green Lantern Corps, activist and defender of the environment, ally of Mother Nature, and master pacifist, Wonder Lantern!"

Kara: "Does everything have to have the word Wonder in it? Except Wonder Woman."

W. Blue: "It's pretty much our thing, you'll get used to it."

Kara: "Even the long intros? This isn't some anime."

(Y/N): "If you've been working with us for a while you'll get used to it."

W. Red: "And finally Karen Beecher, child prodigy of Metropolis High School, greatest minds of her generation, Voted most likely to graduate from Metropolis High, the one person who defies size itself, Wonder Bumble Bee!"

Karen: "Wow. I feel good about myself after hearing that."

Kara: "Can we skip to the intros!?"

(Y/N): "Well the intros are done but when someone new comes around, once that quarter is in the Jukebox. You got to listen to the whole album. Right now you girls need some basic training to hone in your skills as Wonderful Ones and I will be your mentor."

Kara: "But we already know how to be heroes. Plus we never agreed on joining the Wonder Team."

Diana: "Kara we may be heroes but we need to know how to Unite Morph."

(Y/N): "Don't worry, this will be a temporary thing, after this mission. You girls will go back to your original hero identities until you are official recruits. Now let's get to training, follow me to the training room."

We later see you and the girls in the training hall and you've given them their weapons.

(Y/N): "You all have specific weapons from your backgrounds. Wonder Princess, yours is the Unite Whip, a weapon capable of removing spiked armor and being used as a grappling hook."

Diana: "Impressive, it is similar to my lasso of truth."

(Y/N): "To make the unit morph, you must shout out the name of it like this. Unite Whip!"

You then form the Unite Whip as the girls were shocked to see it.

Girls: "Woah!"

Diana: "I see, but would it be easier to activate it by thought?"

(Y/N): "Uh, well yeah, but it's how it works."

Kara: "What about the rest of us?"

(Y/N): "Kara you use the Unite Hand, good for punching, shooting fireballs at foes, and turning some large knobs. Zee you have the unite Bomb, a powerful explosive that causes a temporal distortion to a surrounding area."

Zee: "Um what?"

Karen: "It stops time around you."

Zee: "Ohh gotcha."

(Y/N): "Karen you have the Unite Drill since you sting like... a bee."

Karen: "Yeah, um (Y/N) not to point out the obvious but, I already have stingers."

(Y/N): "But the Unite Drill can dig through anything, even metal." *realizes* "Which I'm guessing your stingers can do already right?"

Karen: "Yeah... but the Unite Drill is kinda a big upgrade to me, now I can use it to make a hole big enough for the whole team."

Babs: "What about me?"

(Y/N): "You got the Unite Boomerang, with it you can throw it at foes and it comes back to you, however while you have it in larger sizes you are left vulnerable."

Babs: "Cool, I've been meaning to use a batarang just like it."

(Y/N): "You actually tried to make a batarang just like the Unite Boomerang?"

Kara: "Have you met Babs?"

(Y/N): "Fair enough, Jess you have the Unite Hammer. You can use it to smash foes and use it as a means of defense from missiles."

Jessica: "Defense yes, smashing not so much."

Kara: "Jess is a pacifist, she never throws a punch."

(Y/N): "But she has the right build for using a hammer."

Jessica: "That's the reason you're giving me a giant hammer? You know I can make one with my ring right?"

(Y/N): "I... Yeah, but you don't have your ring with you on the mission and you must have a hammer. But since you're a pacifist you can knock down structures and make pathways to lower levels of an area."

Jessica: "Good point."

Zee: " So, what's next?"

(Y/N): "Now onto training."

We then see a large group of robots stand in attention with the girls.

(Y/N): "These robots will be your teammates for this training exercise. Your weapons are not the only unit morphs though."

Jessica: "There are others?"

You then fire a missile at Jessica and she panicked and she formed a Unite Guts which is a giant plate of jello and the missile was bounced off of the jello.

(Y/N): "Nice work Jessica."

Jessica: "I... uh, what did I just do?"

Kara: "You made jello."

Jessica: "Is it vegan?"

(Y/N): "It is. Now let's get to training."

We then see a montage of the girls' training in their Wonder uniforms and Unite Morphs. After some time we see the girls taking a break.

Zee: "Ughh, this uniform is giving me a wedgie."

Jessica: "Tell me about it, how do they do this?"

Diana: "Perhaps years of training. And wearing uncomfortable uniforms."

Zee: "Well if it means saving the world, then so be it."

Jessica: "Yeah. But this is seriously uncomfortable. Hold that thought."

Jessica then pulls her underwear back from bottom and lets them go with an elastic snap.

Jessica: "Ahhh, much better."

Babs: "What was that?"

Jessica: "That was me pulling my underwear from my butt, where it's been logged for hours."

Zee: "Ewww, Jess. TMI."

Jessica: "Oh come on, it's natural."

Diana: "Jessica, how is my mother doing since her and (Y/N) are......dating?"

Jessica: "Well she has a job at Linda's lesbian club as a guard to make sure people are aged appropriately for the club and she lives at (Y/N)'s house along with Paulina. Why?"

Diana: "I am just curious about my mother's well being, you know how promiscuous Linda can be."

Jessica: "She is fine, both her and Paulina are great roomies."

Kara: "Wait hold on a second, Diana's mom is dating (Y/N)?"

Diana: "Unfortunately, yes she is."

Kara: "Huh who knew."

Karen: "Wait, doesn't she have a husband or something?"

Diana: "No, she does not. Mother has not found a suitor in years."

Zee: "Wait if she hasn't found a boyfriend, then how were you born?"

Jessica: "Paulina told me Amazons were born because of Zeus or made from clay."

Diana: "Indeed, while Zeus is... not faithful, he did make the Amazons."

Kara: "So that whole thing about Zues being a jerk is true?"

Diana: "Indeed."

Zee: "Then why do you still worship him?"

Diana: "It is law, unfortunately..."

Babs: "Yikes, so you guys just let Zeus flirt with your mom and you can't do anything about it?"

Diana: "Yes, at least until (Y/N)'s mother arrived at my home and she and my mother did NTR. What does NTR mean?"

Zee: "Um... it means that a wife does it with someone just for pleasure or money or finding someone new."

Diana: "Hmm, I see."

Jessica: "Yeah, but um, on an unrelated topic, does this uniform make my butt look... big?"

Babs: "Umm... how do I put this... Kara?"

Kara: "Jess I'm not gonna lie to you, your butt is huge no matter what you wear."

Jessica: "D'oh I knew it!"

Zee: "Wait, is that why you wear that long skirt?"

Jessica: "Yes, I can't fit in bell bottoms."

Diana: "It cannot be that bad, right?"

Flashback.

Here we see Jessica trying to put some bell bottom jeans on and she got them on and they ripped.

Jessica: "Yes they fit! But why does it feel so breezy?"

Just then see Siobhan walk in Jessica's room

Siobhan: "Sweetie, how's your-"*sees that Jessica ripped her pants* "Oh my..."

Jessica: "Mama Sio, what is it?"

Siobhan: "Um... your pants......they're ripped"

Jessica: "...Dang it."

End of flashback.

Kara: "I... wow okay then..."

Babs: "Wait but you wear those green sweat pants when we go out hiking, those fit you just fine."

Jessica: "Yeah, but my moms had them tailored to fit me."

Zee: "And I enchanted them so they wouldn't rip."

Kara: "So that's why you don't wear pants? Because of your super backside?"

Jessica: "Yeah..."

Sometime later, we see the girls continue their training as they get more skilled in using the Unite morphs.

(Y/N): "Nice work girls."

Jessica: "Thanks (Y/N)" *fidgets* "Mmggh".

(Y/N): "You ok Jess?"

Jessica: "Yeah, just my uniform giving me another wedgie, again."

Karen: "Don't worry Jess, you'll get used to it."

(Y/N): "It doesn't give me a wedgie at all."

Kara: "What about your uh... you-know-what area?"

Jessica: "Kara!"

Kara: "What? It was just a question."

(Y/N): "It has a lot of room down there as well. Hold on."

You then open up Jessica's Wonder Pendant and you adjust Jessica's size of her clothing to suit her.

(Y/N): "There we go."

Jessica: "Ahh, much better."

Kara: "Yeah, you would not believe what Jess did to her bell bottoms once."

(Y/N): "Ripped pants?"

Jessica: "How did you know?"

(Y/N): "Same thing happened to Paulina once. And my mom on purpose because she thought it would be sexy."

Kara: "Is it?"

(Y/N): "Well she got laid by 25 women so it worked."

Kara: "What about Paulina?"

(Y/N): "Well..."

Flashback.

Here we see Paulina hiding under the sheets of her bed and you were there consoling her.

(Y/N): "Paulie it's okay, you can always get another one."

Paulina: "But this is my favorite pair!"

(Y/N): "Well I sew them back up. Also, pink?"

Paulina: "It's a cute color, but sometimes it does get wedged between my butt." *Sighs* "Now what am I supposed to do?"

(Y/N): *Gets an idea* "Oh wait, my mom has a bunch of pants she does wear, maybe one of them fits you."

Paulina: "You think so?"

(Y/N): "Maybe. But I have to ask, how in the world did you get away with your undies sticking out a bit?"

Paulina: "Maybe Lancer or the principal let it slide, or they just didn't know." *Giggles* "Besides, I didn't hear you complaining about my backside~."

(Y/N): *Blushes* "I didn't notice it until now."

Paulina: *Giggles* "Oh it's okay mi amor, I don't mind if it's you."

(Y/N): "What about my mom?"

Paulina: "Well her too... unless she makes it weird then it's a hard no."

(Y/N): "Yeah good call, now let's get you those pants."

Flashback ends.

Jessica: "So what kind of pants did you give her?"

(Y/N): "I gave Paulina normal black pants, though it has a builtin air pump for some reason."

Kara: *Realizes* "Ah geez."

(Y/N): "What?"

Kara: "I've seen those kinda pants before, they're used to boost the size of your butt just by pumping air."

(Y/N): "Oh crud, I should probably tell Paulina about that."

Meanwhile with Paulina, she has gotten a lot of attention due to her pants and she was messing around with the builtin air pump.

Paulina: "Huh, I wonder what this pump does." *Hears her phone ring and answers it* "Hello?"

(Y/N): *over the phone*"Paulina, glad I called, listen whatever you do, don't use the air pump."

Paulina: "Why?"

Paulina then accidentally activates the air pump and her butt has gotten 4x bigger and it keeps growing.

Kara: *Over the phone* "It's pants that make your backside look big, (Y/N)'s mom must have had them."

(Y/N): *Over the phone* "In my defense, I didn't know about the pump."

Paulina: "What do you mean?"

When Paulina sit down she feels like she's sitting on a really big pillow and she sees how big her butt is now.

Paulina: "What the? My pants are inflatable? Oh boy I gotta get out of here."

Paulina got up and tired to get out of school but ends up stuck in the doorway.

Paulina: "Dang it."

Kara: *On the phone* "There should be something there that'll release the air, it'll get your caboose bad to normal."

Paulina then found the release valve and when she opened it, it sounded like she's farting as it went back to normal.

Paulina: "Phew much better."

Paulina then left and went to an alley, as she turned into her Star Sapphire form and flew off before anyone could see and hung up.

Meanwhile with you and the others.

Kara: "You think she's okay?"

Jessica: "She'll be fine if she found the valve, now then let's get back to training."

(Y/N): "Actually you girls are ready for the battle against the Devourer of Worlds and with 3 days left to spare."

Kara: "We are?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Babs: "Hm, I hope there's no crime in Metropolis."

Kara: "I'm sure it's fine, now let's go face that Devourer guy."

(Y/N): "In 3 days."

Kara: "Oh yeah, what do we do in 3 days?"

3 days later, we see you and the girls along with the rest of the Wonderful 101 and reserve. The girls then see a giant mech that is Platinum Robo land on the ground, kneel down and place a gentle hand and offer you all a ride within her.

(Y/N): "Platinum Robo wants us to get inside of her."

All the hero girls blushed after hearing what you said.

(Y/N): "She's a mech suit with a mind of her own."

Kara: "Dude phrasing please."

(Y/N): "What?"

Zee: "(Y/N) she wants us to get inside of her. Hear anything in that sentence?"

(Y/N): "Yes, which means she's a mech suit, now come on team."

Hero girls: *In their heads* "Clueless."

You and the others head up into Platinum Robo and head into the pilot area.

(Y/N): "Okay everyone ready?"

Everyone: "Ready!"

Karen: "Man this chair feels snug like a warm embrace of a mother."

Jessica: "Plus it feels comfy on my bottom."

(Y/N): "Save the comfort for later team look alive!"

The girls then see the devourer of worlds and you see the SCP Foundation's mech suit known as the Dragonslayer join you.

(Y/N): "The Dragonslayer is here to join the fight as well, Platinum Robo deploy probes!"

We then see the Platinum Robo deploy probes and access her Akashic Form.

(Y/N): "Let's take it out! Team, Unite Up"

Everyone: "Roger!"

W. Blue: "Uh it's way bigger than us."

(Y/N): "From the wisdom of master Yoda, size matters not!"

We then see the Platinum Robo fly at the devourer and form a Unite Sword and slice one of its horns off as the Devourer roared in pain as the Platinum Robo formed a Unite Gun in the form of a Bazooka and fired 9 rounds at it.

(Y/N): "Platinum Robo! Wonderful Forever!"

We then see a giant unite morph of a giant W and then it shoots lasers at the Devourer of Worlds and over powers it and shoots the giant creature through the heart as it manages to regenerate the damage done to it.

We then see the Dragonslayer pull out its Cold Iron sword and slash the rampaging demigod.

(Y/N): "Guys, the Wonder Charge, it worked with Jerginga last time it will work with him too."

W. Blue: "But we have to be in space to do that. What are we gonna do through him into space?"

(Y/N): "That's the plan. Platinum Robo! Unite Big!"

We then see the Platinum Robo make a giant replica of itself that towers over the Devourer of Worlds. Platinum Robo then grabs the Devourer and throws him into space. You and the others then fly into space and get into position and aim all weapons at the Devourer of worlds as the planet then rapidly rotates.

(Y/N): "Final Ultimate Legendary Earth Power Super Max Justice Future Miracle Dream Beautiful Galaxy Big Bang Little Bang Sunrise Starlight Infinite Fabulous Totally Final Wonderful Arrow, fire!"

We then see the beam is shot and it hits the Devourer of Worlds and vaporizes it entirely in a matter of seconds.

Kara: "Is he gone?"

(Y/N): "Yep, it's over."

Babs: "That was... amazing!"

Superhero girls: "No Babs!"

Babs: "What?"

Kara: "You are gonna make a bat themed version of that."

Karen: "Never ever!"

Zee: "And I just grew out my eyebrows!"

Jessica: "No... just no!"

Diana: "Do not do this!"

Babs: "Okay okay, I won't." *Realizes* "Hey, I just realized something, who's been protecting Metropolis while we were here?"

The hero girl's eyes widened in shock.

(Y/N): "Diana's mom has been protecting the city while you girls are away."*calls Hippolyta*"Hey Hippolyta, how's defending the city?"

Hippolyta: *over the phone* "Defending the city? I was working my second shift in your mother's brothel."

(Y/N): "Wait what? Then who was?"

Hippolyta: *over the phone* "I do not know, whoever she was, she is quite the impressive warrior."

We later see you and the girls arrive in Metropolis where you all see the criminals all tied up and getting arrested.

Kara: "Okay, super weird."

Jessica: "Officer, who saved the day?

Officer: "Huh, I didn't catch her name but she has a ring like that Star Sapphire girl that's been causing trouble for us."

Officer 2: "Yeah, but she's one of the good guys, err girls."

The hero girls were a little confused as were you too.

(Y/N): "Huh weird."

Kara: "Yeah, I thought pink lanterns were the bad guys."

Star S: *Off-screen* "It's violet lanterns! And we're not bad guys!" *Gets put in the car*

Diana: "Well we should be glad that whoever did this is on our side."

Babs: "Yeah, how about we call it a day?"

Jessica: "Sounds good to me."

We later see you arrive at home where you saw Paulina sitting on the couch as you noticed she had a bruise on her arm.

(Y/N): "Woah, Paulina what happened to you?"

Paulina: *Hides her ring in her pocket* "Oh uh... just a greedy shopper, I was trying to get these cute shoes but she pushed me to the ground but I'm fine."

(Y/N): "Hmm... okay then. So how was your day?"

Paulina: "Well I had those inflatable pants, at first I didn't like them but I kinda grew attached to them, but I'm not gonna inflate them. I like my butt the way it is."

(Y/N): "Cool."

Paulina: "So how was your day?"

(Y/N): "Oh the usual, saving the world as always."

Paulina: "Awesome, so you want nachos?"

We then see your mother and Hippolyta come home.

Hippolyta: "Phew, what an exhausting day."

Linda: "You're telling me, it's hard dealing with minors in disguise."

Hippolyta: "A lot of those minors are students from that school Diana goes to, what are they teaching there?"

Linda: "Poly, I learned sex ed hands on when I was in 4th grade, and one thing I learned, teachers are very irresponsible, that's why I taught my son about the birds and the bees early."

Hippolyta: "Why would you teach him about avians and insects? Is that not learned at a young age?"

Paulina: "Actually she means sex."

Hippolyta: "Ohh."

Linda: "Yeah, now come on I'm starving. And I don't mean in a fun way."

Next: Chapter 3: Lantern Reveal

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