Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel

and the guy that owned it had 18 daughters

so the first man went up to they're father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"

the father said "no but you can sleep with the pigs."

the second man went to the father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"

the father said " no but you can sleep with the cows."

the third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"

the father said "yes."

so in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast

the first man said "I slept like a pig"

the second man said "I slept like a cow"

the third man said "I felt like a golfer"

the father asked why?

he said cause I got my balls in 18 holes