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In which Lalisa decides to catfish her playboy best friend.
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Word count:2070

»LALISA«

I was feeding my cats and scrolling through my phone while my phone buzzed with a message. It was from Eunha, one of my classmates and closest friends in high school.

Eunha
Hey
Lis
U there?

Me

Hi Eunha

U aren't coming to Tae's
party tonight?

Is Guk there?

Yeah ofc he is
Oh wait- he came here
with some chick
I bet she's not from our school
Girl is grinding against him wtf

U got my answer,
I'm not in the mood.

U want me to come over?
This party is boring anyway
They're insisting on playing
7 minutes in heaven
Definitely not my thing

Nah I'm fine

U enjoy

Sure?

See u tomorrow

Gn

I propped myself on the bed as I sighed heavily. I was bored as I had done all my chores for the day. I felt like calling Jungkook over to my place but as expected, he was out partying with some chick.

Who was I kidding by the way?

Ofcourse I was best friends with the one and only Jeon Jungkook, the school's heartthrob and the campus playboy. I wasn't a boring nerd either; I loved partying, a lot actually. But the last few days weren't the same as before.

I was finally starting to realise and admit to the fact that I have feelings for my best friend. I had liked him long back - since sophomore year I suppose and now we were seniors, about to graduate. So naturally, I would always get irked and disappointed when I saw him flirt and hanging out with other girls.

Though I had been sure of my feelings - thanks to Eunha at least, who has been nagging me to confess my feelings to him because she's sure he likes me back, and we'd look good together.

Can you seriously believe this girl?

Certainly I won't. First of all, despite the fact I was very confident and an independent woman, I didn't have the guts to just turn up and walk up to him like that; I'd make a great fool of myself- of my reputation and might even put our friendship at risk. Moreover, even if we end up dating (that isn't gonna happen anyway) what if he suddenly walks out of our relationship and cheats on me? That will completely break me.

Yes, its better to conceal it; he doesn't have to know everything about me even though im his best friend. But will I be really happy with that? I am well aware of myself. My brain will stimulate me to let it all out and I'm already getting restless when I give a thought to it.

Almost instinctively an idea popped in my head. What if I anonymously confess to him? Let alone, what if I catfish him? YES, THIS IS A BAD IDEA FOR SURE. Where did I even get this crazy idea?

But it was already too late and I couldn't fall asleep. I was wide awake thinking of Jungkook and hesitating that this would go wrong. Finally taking a deep breath, letting go of all my panic, I unlocked my phone and logged into one of my old spam profile that I had stopped using for a while now.

jeongguk_

Me

Hey Handsome😉

I immediately shut my phone and covered myself with a duvet. It wasn't even a minute when I received a reply from him.

Hi, Who are you?

U forgot me already?
I'm your babygirl🥺

Oh of course not! Haha
I wasn't expecting a text from u
How u doing baby?

I missed u
I think u forgot about me bc
I saw u with another girl
Its that Lisa bitch I guess

She's my best friend and
fyi she is not a bitch
I cant stand abuses against her
I'm done talking I guess

No please wait!
Sorry
I think I got taken away
I sincerely apologise

Uhm ok
What now?

Well I want u to rate this on a scale on 1-10 of what I'm sending u

Huh? I dont get it

You'll know babe ;)

I scrolled down through a couple number of pics I had taken of me in a lingerie. In a second I found a recent one I took days after my birthday, that had been rotting in my gallery ever since. I bit my lip, thinking about a possible consequence. I sent it anyway, my face covered; I urged to know what he thought about me physically too.

Woah
What do you want to rate me on this?

Wdym

This...is perfection
A fucking 110/10
Your curves are just wow
Do you maybe wanna
catch up again babygirl?

His reply made me speechless. Though I blushed when he said he found me hot, but why did I forget I was friends with an dickhead. I wonder how many girls he had flirted with. I left his message on seen and went to bed and with maybe dealing with it later, I fell asleep.

The next morning, I dragged myself out of bed to get ready for school, skipping breakfast since I was already late considering the fact I had to walk today. I was walking to the bus stop when I heard a familiar car horn from the opposite end of the street.

"Lali! Get in!" He hollered. He was the only one who called me by that nickname and made a norm that o one else could call me by Lali. Usually Jungkook was the one who would pick me up for school but today I didn't want to fall in an awkward silence with him so to ignore him, I had texted him earlier that I would be going alone.

"Didn't I text you I won't be coming with you today? Leave me alone, Geez." I continued walking, as he followed driving in a slow pace.

"Why what happened? Did I do something Lali? Are you angry on me?" He asked, concerned. I halted on my tracks and turned to face him, as he brought the car to rest. That innocent face of his, his almond eyes which were widened, expecting an answer from me. I sighed. Should I have any rights to be mad at him, when its not even his fault that he doesn't like me? I questioned my conscience.

He exited the car and hurriedly grabbed me by my shoulders so that I was now facing him. "What's wrong Lali? You're so not being yourself today." He was worried scared and it made me feel even bad for being so rude to him. "Oh nothing, I didn't have a good sleep last night and I feel little dizzy, thats all. I'll be okay." "Get in the car at least." He wasn't buying the excuse but he decided not to bug me with it.

I nodded slowly before he opened the door for me and I settled myself in the passenger seat, and silence followed for the rest of the ride.

We split ways as soon as we reached school, heading for our respective classes. At lunchtime however, I was with my friends Eunha and Yeri as I shared the events of last night with them. "Omg bitch! We salute your guts, get the man!!" The two yeeted.

"Stop your extra asses, you two." I deadpanned as Yeri nudged me "What's with that long face, girl?" "Nothing...I just-" I stopped midway when I saw Jungkook walking into the cafeteria with his friends and another clingy chick beside him.

Before they could reach our table I made an excuse and immediately ran away before they could react, feeling Jungkook's eyes scanning my movements.

I walked into the empty dance room and flopped down on the floor, feeling lucky that no one was around. I would often come here whenever I felt stressed and dance, like always has been my stress reliever. Today I really needed to vent out my stress, particularly over a boy; how preposterous is that.

A familiar melody resonated in the dance room and I matched my steps with it, feeling the pain in the lines.

"Just say no
Just tell me that you dont love me
Like my heart is going to leave,
Like I'm going to hate you."

"Your eyes give me an answer
I'm just sighing as if I'm sorry
Thats how it collapses
I'm falling apart."

[This song is Put It Straight | (G)-IDLE]

Beads of sweat trickled down my face and just after the song was over, I dropped down to the floor in exhaustion when I was interrupted by a sudden "hey."

I saw the Jungkook's reflection in the mirror who stood behind me, leaning against the door, his eyes fixed on mine. "Oh, hey." I replied back as he closed the door behind him and settled down beside me.

"You definitely have something going on your head. Tell me what's wrong." Hw held my fidgety hands and my heart skipped a beat. I shook my head in denial.

"Its nothing, really! I can handle it, I'm fine Guk." I tried to laugh it off but soon tears welled up in my eyes and soon I was weeping helplessly. Seeing me broken like this teared him too, as he asked me once again with a heartbreaking stare.

"Tell me, please Lali." Feeling an outburst of emotions from inside, I decided to speak up.

"Lets just say I feel lovesick, there's this guy I like but he doesn't like me back." He snaked an arm around my shoulder as I leaned my head on his chest, his heart beating fast too. "He rejected you?"

"Not really, its kinda my fault too. I catfished him into believing that I was one of the girls he has flirted with in the past and oh well, he really thought I am. Then he flirted back and- leave this Guk, I'll forget about this."

"Then how can you say he doesn't like you back?"

"Isn't it obvious, Guk? He flirts with so many chicks." I bit my lip not trying to speak any further.

"But what if that guy just did that to waive his mind off of the girl he likes? Maybe he doesn't have the guts to say he likes her because he fears rejection and can't stand their beautiful bond to fall apart?" His reply amazed me as I looked at him baffled.

"Why are you suddenly saying all of this?"

"You think I had no idea that it was you who catfishes me last night?"He shifted his gaze directly at me as he chuckled softly and I was sure I had turned beet red by now. "H-how did you know?"

"Firstly, the mole on your neck. And this pendant right here," he held my pendant that hung down my neck. "I gifted it to you and exclusively customised this for your birthday and it was evident in the picture you sent me, it hovered on your cleavage. Most important of all, I'm aware with every inch of your goddess-like body and those curves are really something."

A wave of emotions erupted from within, as if I got a weak feeling in my stomach, my face flushed red as he grinned. "H-how would you know that?" "I may or may not have checked you out when you practice here. Imagine the level of jealousy that sages in my heart and completely flares up whenever I see you swaying your hot body against the jerks with an excuse of being your dance partners. The fantasies that cloud my mind to rip that every piece of clothing which suffocates you."

"That sounds so gross, ew. B-but were you serious about what you said before?" I asked nervously but my eyes suddenly widened in shock as he placed his lips on mine in one swift motion.

"Does this answer my question, Miss Lalisa?"

"Jerk, do it again."

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Not me using female idols who are mostly antagonists in every liskook ffs as Lisa's friends in my stories 🙂

Also my oneshots book is flopping day by day because my vocabulary is so shitty that I can't even convey the scenes clearly wtf is wrong with me huhu :((
*sarcastic facepalms*

See you in the next oneshot! Hopefully my lazy ass updates this soon.
ㅡAuthornim.