1. Never hide in a dryer because in some of u adults out there have kids and i know how they are when it comes to hide n seek indoors

2. ALWAYS check what's in bottles. My grandmother puts bleach in 7up bottles and leaves them on the sink. If you don't know, you shouldn't drink bleach. So I suggest you watch what your elders do, because you might end up dead.

3.be cautious of all houses you enter. Because some people are infested with bugs and they could crawl in you and kill you from the inside.

4. Pay attention to your neighborhood. My step sister lives on this hill and people act like nobody lives on it and they frikin fly up and down the street like crazy people. Somebody actually crashed into her neighbors porch and knocked a ton of bricks loose.

5.ALL PARENTS PLEASE WATCH YOUR CHILD AT NIGHT WHEN THEY ARE OUTDOORS BECAUSE KIDS DO LIKE ANIMALS AND IF THEY SEE A RACCOON OR OPOSSUM THEY MIGHT THINK ITS A DARN CUTE LITTLE CAT OR DOG AND TRY TO PICK IT UP AND GET TORN THE HELLER UP!!!!!

6. (This is a problem. Swearing included.) WATCH YO MOTHERFUCKIN KIDS WHEN YOU ON THAT GODDAMN PHONE BECAUSE THOSE KIDS WILL USE ANY AND EVERYTHING AS A TOY AND WILL EITHER HARM THEMSELVES OR TAZE THE SHIT OUT OF YO ASS.. (oki Im done)

7.ALL PPL OF AMERICA PLS WHEN YOUR ARE OUT HOUSE LOOKING PAY Attention FOR DAMAGE BC SOME NIGGERS LIKE TO SELL HOMES AND U BUY IT U LIVE THERE FOR A YEAR OR 2 AND THE GODDAMN ROOF FALL ON YO HEAD AND U MIGHT PASS AND MEET GOD BUT WHEN U GET THERE U GONNA BE LIKE "GOD WHY DIDDEN U KILL DAT NIGGA HE. HE KILLED ME SELLING ME DAT PRETTY BROKE DOWN PIECE OF SHIT" 😂😂(I HAVE A POTTY MOUTH)

8. Zoo's. Them Alligators be crazy as hell. Watch yoself when you be leaning over the ramp. This one gorilla kicked the glass and it cracked and I thought I was finna die I fuckin ran like sonic!

9.goddamnet when i tell you watch yo friend and family bc niggas is crazay a nigger will pull a gun a nife even a brick or broom some one might pull the fan off the wall or outta the window to kill yo ass because people like killing others but when u pull yo GOLCK WITH THE SCOPE AND AIM AT DAT ASS IM TELLING U U GONNA BE LIKE I NEVER SEEN A FAT NIGGA RUN DAT FAST🙃🙊

10. For you people with crazy ass friends- FOLLOW THEM NIGGAS ON EVERYTHING BEFORE THEY PLOT ABOT KILLIN YO ASS IN YO SLEEP AND SMOKEY FROM SCARY MOVIE GONNA POP OUT THE CLOSET LIKE "RUN BITCH!!! RUUUUUUUN!!!"

And that's chapter one. From serious to dumb as hell.