1. If your home alone and you want toast but you don't know how to use an toaster and you think your toast in stuck because it dose not pop up right away here's a top never stick a fork in it or that day will be your last on this earth.

2.All of you dumb kids if u see a bee hive please stay away from it because of you make them mad your gonna be in a hospital for a while trust me hunny I know.

3.if you see a pie and it's rotten pls don't be dumb and eat it throw it away it's the smartes
thing to do and to keep you from getting sick.

4.if your and driver here's some tips don't text and drive,drink and drive,eat and drive,get on Facebook it's all bad for you and it can also lead to bad condition.

5.if your a kid at the age of 5-9 when your teeth come out do not play with them in your mouth you can block your wind pipe.

6.and if you like pools and you can't swim but u wanna get in 6'feet and can't swim you stupid witch is sad to say but you are.