You know you're obsessed when you have a lot of acne just on the right side of your face, and you call it a deformation. Once you go outside, you cover it with a mask or a lot of hair. Once someone tries to pull the hair or mask away, you tell, "DAMN YOU!! YOU LITTLE LYING DELILAH. YOU LITTLE DEMON! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED TO SEE?" Then they curl up on the floor while you constantly yell at them.

Honestly me tho because I'm ugly HA all of my face is deformed.