Too much, too little, too many, too few,

Two scarves, two hats, two bags, two shoes,

To go, to come, to leave, to stay,

Two dogs to in the doorway play.

The ants come marching, two by two,

The lioness yowls, but what can you do?

When two plus two doesn’t equal four,

Then twice the knocker rings half the door.

Upside down and inside out,

Cranky smile and happy pout,

A ghost to whisper in your ear,

Clutch a photo, hold it dear.

The world will make no sense no more,

When hearts once rich will ever be poor,

Two is double, single half,

Only the future may cross your path.