~pretending to have a Thunderclan crush~

Blackfoot: Grr I'm so boooored...

Tigerstar: Hey Blackfoot! I'm going on a patrol to the Thunderclan border. NO more pranks while I'm not here. You know what? No more pranks AT ALL.

Blackfoot: Thunderclan? Hm...

Tigerstar: What was that?

Blackfoot: Oh, nothing...mwahahahahaha

Later that same day

Rowanclaw: Okay, we are going on a patrol to the Thunderclan border AGAIN. Who wants to come?

Blackfoot: ~jumps up excitedly~ ME ME ME ME I WANT TO!!!

Rowanclaw: Okay then...

On the patrol

Tawnypelt: I think I smell Thunderclan scent close by!

~A thunderclan patrol bursts out from behind a cluster of pines!~

Rowanclaw: What are you filthy Thunderclan cats doing here?!

Blackfoot: ~spots a pretty Thunderclan she-cat~

Tawnypelt: Yeah! You can't just tresspass here!!

Shadowclan Patrol: ~about to attack~

Blackfoot: NO NO NO!!!!! YOU CANT ATTACK THEM!

Russetfur: Why not?!

Blackfoot: Because...~dramatically gazes into the eyes of Frostfur, a Thunderclan she-cat~ I love her.

Everyone: ~gasps~

Rowanclaw: WHAT???

Tawnypelt: YOU LOVE A THUNDERCLAN CAT???

Frostfur: You don't even know me!

Blackfoot: ~walks up to her~ yes, but yet I feel as if I've already met you...

Frostfur: ~gets heart eyes~ oh...

Rowanclaw: WHAT AJLDKJFKHDGKHDLKFGHFDJHGKAHGFLKGHDLGHLDKHGHDFGHFDKJVBKJFHGIUHGRHGKVJFHGKJFDHGKJHFDKGJHDKFJHGKJDFSHKGJHSKFDJHGKFDHGKJHFDKJGHKJFDHGKJFDHKGJHFSDKJHGKJDFSBKJDFJBKJRHBKJSNKJBKJFNVMFDNVSDJGHJKDFGFDHGKJDFHGJHDFKJNVKBJFDHGKJDFBKJKJFHDKBNKJFDNBKJNJJ??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Blackfoot: ~still talking dramatically in a deep voice~ You can't stop true love, Rowanclaw.

Frostfur: Yeah, Rowanclaw!

Tawnypelt: TRUE LOVE IS NOT A RANDOM THUNDERCLAN WARRIOR!!!!

Russetfur: Yeah! True love is me!!!

Blackfoot: What?

Russetfur: What?

Blackfoot: What?

Russetfur: Nothing!

Firestar: You can't just love this Shadowclan cat, Frostfur!

Frostfur: Of course I can!!!

Blackfoot: Let us strut into the sunset m'lady.

~both cats begin to walk into the sunset~

~Thunderclan and Shadowclan patrols stare at each other blankly~

Everyone: BRUH

A few minutes later

Blackfoot: Frostfur...I have something to tell you...

Frostfur: What is it bae?

Blackfoot: Well...Our relationship is like a horse, but I'd rather it be like a unicorn

Frostfur: You mean magical and soaring?

Blackfoot: No, more like...nonexistent.

Frostfur: Huh? What does that mean?

Blackfoot: In other words... Welcome to Dumpsville, population; YOU.

Frostfur: What? I still don't get it?

Blackfoot: ~sighs~ Okay...ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS, BUT I HATE YOU.

Frostfur: ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME????

Blackfoot: OH WHAT EVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?

Frostfur: WAS THAT SARCASM?

Blackfoot: NO THAT WAS A FOX GIVING BIRTH.

Frostfur: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??????

Blackfoot: I NEVER LIKED YOU OMG THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRANK AND IT TURNED OUT HORRIBLY.

Frostfur: ALL OF THIS WAS A LIE???????????

Blackfoot: ~face-paws~ I'm outta here.

Frostfur: Okay! I'll text ya later bae!!

When he gets back to camp

Tigerstar: WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT MY DEPUTY FALLING FOR A THUNDERCLAN SHE-CAT????

Blackfoot: WOAH WOAH everybody chill!

Tigerstar: WHY SHOULD WE CHILL?? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU BRO? I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOYAL??

Rowanclaw: ~mumbles the song~ These hoes aint loyal...

Blackfoot: Dude it was nothing!

Tigerstar: IF IT WAS NOTHING THEN WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY WITH HER??

Blackfoot: Lol, it was a prank.

Everyone: ~silent~

~silence~

~silence continues~

Blackfoot: Mwahaha..?-

Tigerstar: ~slaps Blackfoot in the face~ He shouldn't have told me that.

Rowanclaw: Don't tell em, don't tell em-

Tigerstar: ~slaps him as well~ stop singing taylor swift songs omg

Russetfur: Um none of that was Taylor swift...

Tigerstar: Uh...I knew that. I meant Katy perry.

~everyone shakes their heads~

Tigerstar: Snoop Dogg?

~more shaking~

Tigerstar: Ariana Grande?

~shaking heads~

Tigerstar: gosh darnit maybe you cats should spend less time researching songs that Rowanclaw sings and more time patrolling the Thunderclan border.

~more shaking~

Rowanclaw: ~recovers from being passed out~ Thats right guys...shake it off...shake it off...

Tigerstar: SHUT UP ROWANCLAW

Blackfoot: Well, you know, Rowanclaw. The haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.

Rowanclaw: Baby i'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake

Blackfoot: SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF

Tigerstar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blackfoot: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Frostfur: ~pops up out of nowhere with creepy stalker ex-girlfriend smile~ Good job hunny bunny... ~winks creepily~

Blackfoot: NO NOT YOU AGAIN

Frostfur: ~laughs~ come on bae lets go take couple selfies together ~starts dragging him away~

Blackfoot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Frostfur: #selfiewithdabae

Blackfoot: #restinpeaceblackfoot