~Vegans~

DISCLAIMER: I have NOTHING AGAINST VEGANS! LOL it's a joke so don't get mad okey?! :P

Blackfoot: it's been so long since I've pranked someone..,,, ~sees a medicine cat carrying a mouthful of leaves~ ew gross what if all cats ate leaves hahah ~random lightbulb appears over his head~ AHHH WHERE DID THAT COME FROM ~ninja kicks it away~ anyway where was I....oh RIGHT

a few heartbeats later

Blackfoot: ~replaces all the fresh-kill with a pile of salad~

later again

Tigerstar: ~prances out of his den~ wow what a beautiful day I think this is the day for a nice juicy mouse!! ~sees the fresh-kill pile and all the cats eating salad~ whAT IS GOING ON HERE

Blackfoot: ~puts on hippie glasses and a tie-dye shirt~ well you see my fellow bro of the earth, our clan has decided that killing is against the world, and that we should treat our bodies like the temples they are and switch over to a healthier diet.

Tigerstar: b-but what did you do with all the mICE?!?!!

Rowanclaw: we set them free so their souls can roam the earth freely and sing the songs of the wind

Tigerstar: HOW DO YOU SET DEAD MICE FREE?!??!!!???!!

Tawnypelt: if you believe hard enough, you can do anything father

Tigerstar: ?!!!?

Blackfoot: you see my bro homie pal good friend, if you believe hard enough, you too can become a vegan like us. You just gotta beLIEEEEVE

Tigerstar: VEGAN?!?

Tawnypelt: you might have to resort to drastic measures, Blackfoot bro of the earth. ~pushes him a few mushrooms~

Blackfoot: tiger my good brotha, have a few of these delicious and healthy mushrooms and your heart will open up to nature and the world around you bro

Tigerstar: ~eats a few mushrooms hesitantly~ I still feel the same the earth is stupid and- ~the world starts shifting and turning bright rainbow colors~ whaaa?

Blackfoot: ~tongue grows 64 feet long~ do you feel the nature, bro?? ~dances a tap dance with a few lettuce leaves as background dancers~ aw yeah break it down mr broccoli

Rowanclaw: ~makes out with a Taylor swift cutout~ I knew once I became vegan my SENPAI would notice me...yes, Taylor-chan, I put the grilled cheese in the oven ...

Tawnypelt: ~puts on some giant sunglasses and stares at the sun~ isn't the moon beautiful tonight? ~all her hair falls out and she sits there like a wrinkly potato~ I love waffles

Tigerstar: WHAT IS HAPPENING??!??!!??

Russetfur: ~starts digging a hole~ maybe if we dig up some worms they'll help us harvest some more mushrooms for the party tonight ~tail turns into a worm~ oh lookie here I found a good old toaster¡ that will help scare the clouds away!

Tigerstar: ~looks down at his paws through the rainbow tie-dye vision~ my paws are orange!!! What is going on!!???!

Blackfoot: ~licks him on the face with his giant tongue~ you are becoming firestar because you are not a vegan, brother ~picks up a piece of salad and shoves it in his mouth~ eat salad like us and be a child of the earth

Tigerstar: FIRESTAR?!??! ~dives into the salad pile head first and starts eating it all~ I LoVE SAlad YES GIve ME MORE oF IT!!!! HahhaHhahaHahahHah IM A CHILD OF THE EarTH!!! YES I FEEL IT IN MY BoneS!!! NEVER AGaIN WILL I HARM EARTHS CREATURES NATURE IS MY LOVE AND MY BODY IS A TEMPLE

Blackfoot: ~eats a few mushrooms~ well this is quite the fun time if I do say so myself mwhahahahhahah ~cough~ is that nyan cat up in the sky?!!!!!!! I mean- MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH