~STAHP THE PUNS~

Blackfoot: well it sure has been a while folks but thats because I've been busy playing video games I mean ~cough cough~ doing homework. heh. so I've come up with an EPIC PRANK! Actually don't get your hopes up bros its not that good XD mwahahahaha....

Later

Blackfoot: ~Walks over to Tigerstar~ hey buddy hows it going

Tigerstar: What do you want?! I'm kinda busy

Blackfoot: ~hands him a fake spaghetti noodle~

Tigerstar: What the heck is this? A fake noodle?

Blackfoot: no, it's an impasta

Tigerstar: -_- you are so stupid

Blackfoot: don't be mean

Tigerstar: What do you expect me to be?!

Blackfoot: maybe you should be median or mode

Tigerstar: that's the dumbest joke I've ever heard

Blackfoot: i think i have a good range of jokes

Tigerstar: STOP WITH THE MATH JOKES

Blackfoot: really? i thought these jokes were right in your domain

Tigerstar: AGGHGHGH

Blackfoot: fine then...want to hear a pun about ghosts?

Tigerstar: ~sighs~ no

Blackfoot: thats the spirit!

Tigerstar: ~face-paws~ STAHP

Blackfoot: omg i just realized how cold it is out here...arent you cold?

Tigerstar: yeah a little...

Blackfoot: maybe you should go stand in that corner then

Tigerstar: why?

Blackfoot: because corners are 90 degrees

Tigerstar: AJSHDHFLGJKLDJFL

Blackfoot: ~pulls out a picture of a snake reading history books~ wow it looks like this snake likes to study past events...i wonder what they call that?

Tigerstar: dont do it

Blackfoot: oh, right! he's a hisssstorian!

Tigerstar: STOP THIS NONSENSE

Blackfoot: hey dude, what would you call it if every cat in the clan got stacked in a huge pile?

Tigerstar: I DONT KNOW

Blackfoot: a meowntain

Tigerstar: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!!

Blackfoot: well, I'd tell you but, this picture honestly says it all ~pulls out a picture that says "IT ALL" written in big letters~

Tigerstar: omg can we please talk about something else?!

Blackfoot: ok how about music?

Tigerstar: yeah...yeah thats good.

Blackfoot: Hey, how about we quiz each other? I'll go first! Whats Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Tigerstar: ummm...idk. what is it?

Blackfoot: HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEE

Tigerstar: PLEASE STOP THIS IS A SERIOUS PUN OVERLOAD

Blackfoot: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? it becomes daytrogen.

Tigerstar: THATS IT IM GOING TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW ~starts walking away~

Blackfoot: good nitrogen! 

Tigerstar: ~keeps walking away~

Blackfoot: sleep tightrogen!

Tigerstar: ~starts running~

Blackfoot: don't let the bed bugs bitrogen

Tigerstar: BRUH 

Blackfoot: MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA