A/N: I TRIED TO PUT THE SONG "OBSESSED" BY MARIAH CAREY IN HERE BUT WATTPAD SAID I COULDN'T SO LOOK IT UP IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT PLEASE OR THIS WONT BE AS FUNNY :3

~Tigerstar is obsessed with Blackfoot~

Tigerstar: ~calls a clan meeting~ As you all know, Blackfoot's pranks-

Tawnypelt: seriously? Another meeting about Blackfoot? Give it a rest, Tigerstar!

Rowanclaw: yeah, man. that's all you talk about!

Tigerstar: what's that supposed to mean?

Boulder: it means you're obsessed with Blackfoot, dude.

Tigerstar & Blackfoot: What?!

Tigerstar: I am not obsessed with...him. ~shivers~

Blackfoot: hmm... are you sure about that Tiger? Mwahahaha......

That night

Blackfoot: now is the perfect time to strike ~goes to Tigerstar's den~

Blackfoot: hehehe.. ~puts pictures of himself all over the walls~

The next day

Tigerstar: ~screams and runs out of his den~ COME LOOK WHAT HAPPENED OH NO ITS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD OH WHY STARCLAN WHY!!?? WHY MEEE

Tawnypelt: what happened????

Tigerstar: ITS IN MY DEN OH NO

Everyone: ~crowds into Tigerstar's den~

~silence~

~silence~

~more silence~

~even more silence~

~so much silence it was awkward~

Everyone: ~starts laughing uncontrollably~

Tigerstar: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!?!

Tawnypelt: ~still laughing~ because you have pictures of Blackfoot ALL OVER YOUR DEN!! XD

Tigerstar: I KNOW ITS HORRIBLE ISNT IT!!!?

Tawnypelt: nope! Because it PROVES YOURE OBSESSED WITH BLACKFOOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tigerstar: IM NOT OBSESSED-

Blackfoot: ~struts out into the open singing~ why you so obsessed with me?

Rowanclaw: ~starts dancing as a background dancer~ so-o-oooh so-o-ooh

Blackfoot: ~still singing~ boy I wanna know

Rowanclaw: Oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-ooh

Blackfoot: ~singing~ it's clear that your obsessed with me

Rowanclaw: so-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Blackfoot: ~singing~ obsessed

Rowanclaw: so-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Blackfoot: obsessed

Tigerstar: IM NOT OBSESSED WITH YOU BRO

Blackfoot: tell that to the pictures of me on your wall, bro

Everyone except Tigerstar: OHH BURN

Tigerstar: Im ruined

Blackfoot: MWHAHAHAHAHA

A/N: I mixed up the lyrics when I made him sing them because some in the actual song would have been kinda sorta inappropriate :3