11th Prank
~Leopardstar is a natural prankster~
Leopardstar: Welcome back to Blackfoot's prank thing! Today the special guest is...me! I am hacking it to get back at him for the whole Troutface thing...anywho, let's get this party started! Mwhahahahaha...
later
Leopardstar: ~outside the Shadowclan camp~ I've successfully covered myself in mud to make myself look like a gross Shadowclan cat..eek! ok, here goes nothing... ~pads into the camp confidently~
Tigerpaw: Hey, who are you????
Leopardstar: I'm uh.........Darkfur! Yeah, that's it..
Tigerpaw: Oh, hey! My name is Tigerpaw...it didn't use to be though. It used to be ~shivers~ Jeff.
Darkfur: That's unfortunate
Tigerpaw: yep
Darkfur: well i'll be going...better get back to apprentice duties little one
Tigerpaw: I'm not little!!!
Darkfur: shush
Tigerpaw ~growls and walks away~
Darkfur: ~confidently walks to the leader's den~ hello? Anyone there?
Blackfoot: ~walks out~ what do you want?
Darkfur: Blackfoot? You're leader now??
Blackfoot: ~puffs out chest proudly~ heck yes I am
Darkfur: ~feeling the mud start to dry on her fur~ uh so my name is-
Blackfoot: Leopardstar.
Darkfur: ~surprised silence~
Blackfoot: am i right? or am i right? ~laughs~
Darkfur: How did you know????
Blackfoot: I'm not stupid. If you wanted to prank someone stupid, you should've pranked Tigerpaw. Or Firestar.
Darkfur: Okay well I guess this prank is going to suck. Right?
Blackfoot: If it's for me, then yes. If it's for Thunderclan...then we can still do it!
Darkfur: well it was for you...but Thunderclan sounds good. And who said 'we' were doing anything? This was my idea!
Blackfoot: It'll suck if i don't help you! And plus, this is my thing!
Darkfur: Okay, well...I guess you can come. But first-
Blackfoot: Let me take a #selfie ~takes a pawesome selfie~
Darkfur: I was gonna say first let me go wash off...but okay, that too ~takes a selfie and posts it to Instagram~
Blackfoot: now that that's over with...
Darkfur: right. I'm going, i'm going...
after Darkfur jumps into the lake and turns back into a Riverclan cat named Leopardstar
Leopardstar: ahh I love the water! It feels so good!
Blackfoot: ~standing far away from the lake shore~ whatever. Just don't get me all wet...
Leopardstar: ~steps out of the lake~ oh, you mean like this? ~shakes her pelt and gets water all over Blackfoot~
Blackfoot: ewwww no thats so gross!!!
Leopardstar: haha
Blackfoot: Its not funny!
Leopardstar: ~takes a picture and puts it on Instagram~
Blackfoot: I'll get you back for this! I am the prank master, you know!
Tigerpaw: ~suddenly walks up to them~ hey can I come on your mission?
Blackfoot and Leopardstar: what mission?
Tigerpaw: the mission to prank Firestar, of course!
Blackfoot: Whaaaat? no bro we aint pranking him...
Leopardstar: yeah hes way to dumb to prank... ~nervous laughs~
Tigerpaw: What are you doing then?
Leopardstar: yeah, Blackfoot. What are we doing?
Blackfoot: we are...uh...visiting my Thunderclan girlfriend!
Tigerpaw and Leopardstar: Your what???
Blackfoot: yeah we started talking again...she stole my heart. ~secretly thinking "ew i hate her i cant believe i just said that~
Tigerpaw: oh. okay then. I'm going back to the camp to make myself leader again.
Blackfoot: whatevs bro. Just don't kill anybody this time.
Leopardstar: you never said you had a Thunderclan girlfriend
Blackfoot: well its complicated...wait! Why do you care?
Leopardstar: I dont care at all I just-
Blackfoot: your jealous!
Leopardstar: ugh no im not! youre a gross shadowclan cat! Why would i like you??
Blackfoot: ~silence~
Leopardstar: what?
Blackfoot: ~silence~
Leopardstar: what??
Blackfoot: ~silence~
Leopardstar: what??
Blackfoot: ~silence~
Leopardstar: If you're trying to get me to confess, it's not going to work.
Blackfoot: dang it
Leopardstar: yeah, well. Let's just go prank Firestar
Blackfoot: yep i can do that
~outside the Thunderclan camp~
Blackfoot: okay, so how were you going to prank me?
Leopardstar: I was going to go into your camp and pretend to be another cat! How else?
Blackfoot: wow, sounds like you need a ~dramatic pause~ prank lesson.
Leopardstar: okay...so how would you do it?
Blackfoot: follow my lead!
~Blackfoot gets up and walks into the camp with Leopardstar following~
Firestar: What do you two want?
Blackfoot: ~clears throat~ we are here to discuss the...catnip operation.
Firestar: uh, what? What is that??
Blackfoot: ~gasps~ you mean you don't have the money????
Firestar: ~getting scared~ what? I-I didn't make a deal with anyone about anything!!
Leopardstar: That makes Killer really mad you know...
Firestar: What?? Whos K-Killer???
Leopardstar: The 'nip dealer. Now give us the money for him!
Firestar: I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY
Blackfoot: hm. I guess we will have to take all your hard-earned fresh-kill then...
Firestar: fine. as long as this 'Killer' guy doesnt come pay me a visit...
Leopardstar: dont worry he wont ~grabs a bunch of fresh-kill~
Firestar: thank you both so much...what would i do without you?
Blackfoot: idk. remember this the next time we want something from you! ~grabs fresh-kill~
Firestar: I will! You both are heroes!
when they leave the camp
Leopardstar: lol that was hilarious!!
Blackfoot: yeah! youre a natural prankster!
Leopardstar: of course i am!
Blackfoot: selfie!
~they take a selfie~
Leopardstar: what now?
Blackfoot: THIS
Leopardstar: what?
Blackfoot: MWAHAHA--
Frostfur: Blackfoot! Oh im soo glad you came back to see me! I missed you soooo so much!!
Blackfoot: oh crap
Frostfur: i love you so much this is just like a fairy tale!
Blackfoot: oh man
Frostfur: i cant wait to tell everyone that were officially mates! they'll be so happy for us!!
Blackfoot: or nah
Frostfur: c'mon, bae, let's go take a selfie!
Leopardstar: WHAT? NO ONE TAKES SELFIES WITH MY MAN BUT ME!!!!! ~attacks Frostfur~
Frostfur: i still love you Blackfoot! ~runs away~
Blackfoot: i hate her
Leopardstar: me too.
Blackfoot: ~silence~
Leopardstar: okay?
Blackfoot: yeah.
Leopardstar: your supposed to say 'okay.' back. Have you never seen the fault in our stars??
Blackfoot: well i don't have cancer!
Leopardstar: It doesnt matter if you have cancer or not! It's the thought that counts!
Blackfoot: so you think that thinking about cancer is romantic???
Leopardstar: well i just attacked your thunderclan girlfriend so it had to be more romantic than that...
Blackfoot: hm. okay.
Leopardstar: there it is!
Blackfoot: MWAHA--
Leopardstar: what are you doing??
Blackfoot: this is how i end every prank
Leopardstar: oh. carry on then.
Blackfoot: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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