11th Prank

~Leopardstar is a natural prankster~

Leopardstar: Welcome back to Blackfoot's prank thing! Today the special guest is...me! I am hacking it to get back at him for the whole Troutface thing...anywho, let's get this party started! Mwhahahahaha...

later

Leopardstar: ~outside the Shadowclan camp~ I've successfully covered myself in mud to make myself look like a gross Shadowclan cat..eek! ok, here goes nothing... ~pads into the camp confidently~

Tigerpaw: Hey, who are you????

Leopardstar: I'm uh.........Darkfur! Yeah, that's it..

Tigerpaw: Oh, hey! My name is Tigerpaw...it didn't use to be though. It used to be ~shivers~ Jeff.

Darkfur: That's unfortunate

Tigerpaw: yep

Darkfur: well i'll be going...better get back to apprentice duties little one

Tigerpaw: I'm not little!!!

Darkfur: shush

Tigerpaw ~growls and walks away~

Darkfur: ~confidently walks to the leader's den~ hello? Anyone there?

Blackfoot: ~walks out~ what do you want?

Darkfur: Blackfoot? You're leader now??

Blackfoot: ~puffs out chest proudly~ heck yes I am

Darkfur: ~feeling the mud start to dry on her fur~ uh so my name is-

Blackfoot: Leopardstar.

Darkfur: ~surprised silence~

Blackfoot: am i right? or am i right? ~laughs~

Darkfur: How did you know????

Blackfoot: I'm not stupid. If you wanted to prank someone stupid, you should've pranked Tigerpaw. Or Firestar.

Darkfur: Okay well I guess this prank is going to suck. Right?

Blackfoot: If it's for me, then yes. If it's for Thunderclan...then we can still do it!

Darkfur: well it was for you...but Thunderclan sounds good. And who said 'we' were doing anything? This was my idea!

Blackfoot: It'll suck if i don't help you! And plus, this is my thing!

Darkfur: Okay, well...I guess you can come. But first-

Blackfoot: Let me take a #selfie ~takes a pawesome selfie~

Darkfur: I was gonna say first let me go wash off...but okay, that too ~takes a selfie and posts it to Instagram~

Blackfoot: now that that's over with...

Darkfur: right. I'm going, i'm going...

after Darkfur jumps into the lake and turns back into a Riverclan cat named Leopardstar

Leopardstar: ahh I love the water! It feels so good!

Blackfoot: ~standing far away from the lake shore~ whatever. Just don't get me all wet...

Leopardstar: ~steps out of the lake~ oh, you mean like this? ~shakes her pelt and gets water all over Blackfoot~

Blackfoot: ewwww no thats so gross!!!

Leopardstar: haha

Blackfoot: Its not funny!

Leopardstar: ~takes a picture and puts it on Instagram~

Blackfoot: I'll get you back for this! I am the prank master, you know!

Tigerpaw: ~suddenly walks up to them~ hey can I come on your mission?

Blackfoot and Leopardstar: what mission?

Tigerpaw: the mission to prank Firestar, of course!

Blackfoot: Whaaaat? no bro we aint pranking him...

Leopardstar: yeah hes way to dumb to prank... ~nervous laughs~

Tigerpaw: What are you doing then?

Leopardstar: yeah, Blackfoot. What are we doing?

Blackfoot: we are...uh...visiting my Thunderclan girlfriend!

Tigerpaw and Leopardstar: Your what???

Blackfoot: yeah we started talking again...she stole my heart. ~secretly thinking "ew i hate her i cant believe i just said that~

Tigerpaw: oh. okay then. I'm going back to the camp to make myself leader again.

Blackfoot: whatevs bro. Just don't kill anybody this time.

Leopardstar: you never said you had a Thunderclan girlfriend

Blackfoot: well its complicated...wait! Why do you care?

Leopardstar: I dont care at all I just-

Blackfoot: your jealous!

Leopardstar: ugh no im not! youre a gross shadowclan cat! Why would i like you??

Blackfoot: ~silence~

Leopardstar: what?

Blackfoot: ~silence~

Leopardstar: what??

Blackfoot: ~silence~

Leopardstar: what??

Blackfoot: ~silence~

Leopardstar: If you're trying to get me to confess, it's not going to work.

Blackfoot: dang it

Leopardstar: yeah, well. Let's just go prank Firestar

Blackfoot: yep i can do that

~outside the Thunderclan camp~

Blackfoot: okay, so how were you going to prank me?

Leopardstar: I was going to go into your camp and pretend to be another cat! How else?

Blackfoot: wow, sounds like you need a ~dramatic pause~ prank lesson.

Leopardstar: okay...so how would you do it?

Blackfoot: follow my lead!

~Blackfoot gets up and walks into the camp with Leopardstar following~

Firestar: What do you two want?

Blackfoot: ~clears throat~ we are here to discuss the...catnip operation.

Firestar: uh, what? What is that??

Blackfoot: ~gasps~ you mean you don't have the money????

Firestar: ~getting scared~ what? I-I didn't make a deal with anyone about anything!!

Leopardstar: That makes Killer really mad you know...

Firestar: What?? Whos K-Killer???

Leopardstar: The 'nip dealer. Now give us the money for him!

Firestar: I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY

Blackfoot: hm. I guess we will have to take all your hard-earned fresh-kill then...

Firestar: fine. as long as this 'Killer' guy doesnt come pay me a visit...

Leopardstar: dont worry he wont ~grabs a bunch of fresh-kill~

Firestar: thank you both so much...what would i do without you?

Blackfoot: idk. remember this the next time we want something from you! ~grabs fresh-kill~

Firestar: I will! You both are heroes!

when they leave the camp

Leopardstar: lol that was hilarious!!

Blackfoot: yeah! youre a natural prankster!

Leopardstar: of course i am!

Blackfoot: selfie!

~they take a selfie~

Leopardstar: what now?

Blackfoot: THIS

Leopardstar: what?

Blackfoot: MWAHAHA--

Frostfur: Blackfoot! Oh im soo glad you came back to see me! I missed you soooo so much!!

Blackfoot: oh crap

Frostfur: i love you so much this is just like a fairy tale!

Blackfoot: oh man

Frostfur: i cant wait to tell everyone that were officially mates! they'll be so happy for us!!

Blackfoot: or nah

Frostfur: c'mon, bae, let's go take a selfie!

Leopardstar: WHAT? NO ONE TAKES SELFIES WITH MY MAN BUT ME!!!!! ~attacks Frostfur~

Frostfur: i still love you Blackfoot! ~runs away~

Blackfoot: i hate her

Leopardstar: me too.

Blackfoot: ~silence~

Leopardstar: okay?

Blackfoot: yeah.

Leopardstar: your supposed to say 'okay.' back. Have you never seen the fault in our stars??

Blackfoot: well i don't have cancer!

Leopardstar: It doesnt matter if you have cancer or not! It's the thought that counts!

Blackfoot: so you think that thinking about cancer is romantic???

Leopardstar: well i just attacked your thunderclan girlfriend so it had to be more romantic than that...

Blackfoot: hm. okay.

Leopardstar: there it is!

Blackfoot: MWAHA--

Leopardstar: what are you doing??

Blackfoot: this is how i end every prank

Leopardstar: oh. carry on then.

Blackfoot: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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