Fire enters the scene, a baseball bat strapped onto his back. Shard follows after him, noticeably irritated. Before they follow out with their plans, the red wolf has to break the fourth wall.

Fire : Hello, everyone! Today I'm going to be showing you how to properly kill the alph-

Shard : *whacks Fire with a stick*

Fire : What was that for?!?!

Shard : Keep your mouth shut! They'll hear us!

Fire : Don't be an idiot, Shard. We're breaking the fourth wall, nobody can hear us.

Sunny : I like beans

Shard : Look! Sunny heard!

Sunny : Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you t-

Fire : ENOUGH! I'm supposed to be killing him, remember! Lets get down to business. *climbs tree*

Shard : This idea is stupid. *climbs tree as well*

Fire : Your mom's a stupid idea.

Shard : Rude.

Fire : Whatever, it's time to start fixing the trap. *makes the trap*

Shard : Since Fire obviously isn't going to explain what the tra-

Fire : I was just getting to that! Jeez!

Shard : *rolls eyes*

Fire : Like I was ABOUT to say, before being rudely interrupted, was-

Shard : Bark.

Fire : *glares* We tied the baseball bat to a rope, which we tied against this slanted branch. Once I let go of this string, it will hit the unsuspecting victim and knock them out cold!

Shard : You see, Fire, you have it all wrong. The physi-

Fire : Wow, we do an awful lot of interrupting. And this is a spoof, nobody cares about the physics. Now, REVEAL THE BEANS!

Shard : Technically, wolves shouldn't have canned beans.

Fire : REVEAL THE BEANS!

Shard : No.

Fire : Stop making it so anti-climactic! REVEAL. THE. BEANS!

Shard : *rolls eyes and pulls away sheet to reveal a plate of canned beans.*

Sunny : :O beans

Fire : Here he comes!

Sunny : *Runs forward to eat them*

Shard : READY, AIM, FIRE!"

Fire : What a coincidence! That's my name! *releases baseball bat*

Sunny : *Noms the beans*

Fire : HIT, HIT, HIT!

The baseball bat whizzes right over Sunny's ears, leaving him unscathed. It comes to a stop right above his head.

Shard : I told you!

Fire : Oh, shuddup. Lets get out of here. *jumps out of tree and runs*

Shard : Oh, shuddup. *follows*

-Written by Poison
P.S. I don't write spoofs often, I'm sorry if it's bad >_<