Steve: *calls You on the phone* Hi...

You: It's 3:00 in the morning!

Steve:Um...It's 12:30 PM

You: No it's not! Last time I checked...alright, so it's 12:30. But I was still sleeping.

Steve:Why sleep away the perfect day?

You:What do you mean? It's pouring out...

Steve:I was wondering if you wanted to...go on a date with me.

You: Really?

Steve:Yeah...

You:Where are we going?

Steve:Well, I was thinking I could come over until the rain stops, and then we could go out and do something when the rain stops.

You:That sounds lovely!

Steve:Really?

You:Yeah.

Steve:Great! Then it's settled.

You:Yep...

Steve:One more thing.

You:Yeah?

Steve:Remember last time I went to your house?

You:Yeah, you were an hour late. Why?

Steve:Well, my GPS couldn't locate your house...

You:Oh, that happens to all my friends.

Steve:Oh.

You:I think it has something to do with the magnetic energy. It messes with technology or something like that.

Steve:That makes sense.

You:Yeah.

Steve:Anyways, when I get there, I might need you to draw a map for me so that I can find your house again.

You:Okay.

Steve:*hangs up*

----- 1 hour later ------

You: *hears a knock on the door*

You:*goes to the door to look outside* *sees a giant teddy bear and some chocolate on the step under the awning* now if this is from Steve, then where is he?

Steve:*jumps out of nowhere in a Batman suit* hi!

You:omg! Where did you come from?

Steve: places. *holds out a rose*

You: why, thank you.

Steve: *bows* you're welcome.

You:So what do you want to do?

Steve:*thinks* well, i'm kinda hungry. Got anything to eat?

You:heck yeah!

----30 minutes later----

Steve: thank you for the food. What now?

You: We could watch Dr. Who.

Steve: Ok

----45 minutes later-----
Steve:it looks like the rain stopped. So where do you want to go on our date?

You: can we go to Wal-Mart and get something to eat there?

Steve: *smiles* sure

When they arrive at Wal-Mart...

You:*sees a help wanted sign and considers it* *she decides against it*

Steve: so, what do you want to eat?

You: Chinese, please.

Steve: then it's settled. Chinese it is.

You: yay!

After eating chinese...

Steve: what now?

You: now we terrorize Wal-Mart!

Steve: And how do we do that?

You: by having an epic sword fight.

Steve:to the toy aisle!!!

Steve: *runs to the toy aisle and grabs a sword*

You: *runs to the toy aisle and does the same*

Steve: okay, let's have a sword fight worthy of the internet!!!

They have a sword fight. And as they're fighting, a kid around their age films the whole thing. But they don't notice. And steve loses at the last second. They eat and then end their date. They text each other that night until they fall asleep. And when they wake up the next day, they realize that they're internet famous because of their sword fight the previous day. They decide to celebrate on halloween night, since it's coming up soon.