You: I'm bored *taps finger on chin* ah! I know what I can do! *Calls Steve* Steve! Meet me at Wal-Mart with your friends, and make sure they're dressed up as Angry Birds. I'll gather my friends and we'll dress up like pigs. The last thing we need is a giant slingshot...

Steve:I have one of those!

You:Excellent! Then it's settled! Today, the pigs and the Angry Birds will wreak havok upon Wal-Mart! *Hangs up*

-----At Wal-Mart-----

You:*Sees Steve with his friends and a giant slingshot* The plan is in motion! *Sets up where the pigs will be*

Steve: are you sure about this?

You: yes! Let the birds fly!

Steve: Okay... *Slingshots his friend towards the pigs*

Friend:* completely missed a pig and hits an elderly woman*

Elderly woman: Ah! There's a bat on me! Hits the friend with his cane* get it off me!

Security: *comes after You*

You: Uh oh, looks like we gotta go. *Takes Steve's hand and runs away*

Security: *sees teens dressed up as pigs and birds* It's not Halloween, you know.

Friends: We know.