You:*sees someone that's the same age* *walks up to them*
Other person:Hi. What's up?
You:I'm mad at you Tom!
Other Person:why? And my name's Steve.
You:You're lying again! Tell me honestly, who is Sara?
Other Person:Um, my girlfriend?
You:I thought I was your one and only! *slaps Steve* How dare you!
Steve:w-what? I'm confused. Who are you?
You:Don't play dumb with me!
Store clerk:*sees the whole thing* What's going on?
You:Steve was cheating on me with another woman!
Steve:I was not! I don't even know her!
Store clerk:May I suggest couples therapy? And a therapy group? We meet every weekday at 4:30.
You:Okay *smiles*
Store clerk*smiles back* alright, see you there! *leaves*
Steve:Why did you do that?
You:*stops acting like a crazy girlfriend* I think it would be a great way to get to know each other
Steve:okay
Manager:*sees you* *remembers the teacup incident* *starts walking over*
You:Uh oh, I gotta go.
Steve:Why
You:*points to the Manager*
Steve:*nods* Oh
You:Yeah
Steve: But I want to get to know you more *pouts*
You:You can*writes down her number* *gives it to Steve* There you go
Steve:*smiles* Thanks
You:You're welcome *runs out of the store like a mad woman*
Steve:*looks behind him* *sees the Manager*
Manager:*frowns* I just wanted to know how to get more friends on Facebook
Steve:*facepalms*

From now on, Steve will be the main character's friend, and they will dominate Wal-Mart together.