Btw, the song is called mad hatter, and the original song is by Melanie Martinez. Anyways, back to me randomness!

You:*walks into Wal-Mart* *Sees a poster for half-price teacups* *grins like the Cheshire cat*

Random person: 0.o *runs away*

You: *heads to the aisle that the teacups are in* *picks one up* *waits*

Random Woman: *walks into the aisle singing(insert the song that you hate the most here)*

You: you're late for tea! *Throws the teacup* *teacup sails past the Woman's face*

Random Woman: 0.o Where did that come from? Oh well, I guess I should continue singing.

You: Off with the bloody big head!

Random Woman: *turns around* *finally sees you* *backs away slowly*

Manager: *comes up to you* *looks angry*

You: You're late for tea! *Throws teacup* *runs*

Manager: Well then... That's taken care of...sort of.