You: *walks up to random kid*

You:My precious

Kid:0.o are you okay?

You:Yes, my precious. We are okay

Kid:Are you sure, because you're acting weird

You:No, you're acting weird precious!

Kid: Okay, then

Kid: *runs away to tell his mom*

Kid's Mother: Is this the girl?

Kid: Nods

You: Would you like some candy precious?

Kid's Mother: Billy, let's go

Store Clerk: *walks up to you*

You: uh-oh, now me must run, yes, we must leave *crawls out of the building

Store Clerk: 0.o I was just going to ask her if she needed help finding anything