Part 2
26. Dig an escape tunnel.
27. Challenge your teacher to a rap battle.
28. Lick your stationary seductively while staring at a person.
29. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
30. Sit on the floor and beg for money.
31. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
32. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
33. Do a quick tap dance routine.
34. Try bird-watching.
35. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-Signal."
36. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
37. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it."
38. Make a sundial.
39. Give yourself a new identity.
40. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
41. Announce your candidacy for Prime Minister (President).
42. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
43. Take apart your desk.
44. When the teacher enters the room scream, "NEXT!"
45. When the teacher enters the room ask for a refund.
46. Stare at one object in the classroom for one lesson.
47. Pretend you are Susan Boyle and sing "I Dream A Dream."
48. When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
49. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
50. Throw your backpack at someone.
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