* You and your mom are shopping at a mall.*

Mom: Look a teen Santa!

*Your mom drags you over to him.*

Mom: Heyy so are you single?

Santa Jr.: Uhh yeah

Mom: My dauhter is single also.. ;)

Santa Jr.: O.o

Mom: Ill go leave for you two to mate.. ;)

You: Mom we aren't werewolves!

Santa Jr.: Um.. We aren't a' We'...

Mom: Yeah you are!

You: Mom we aren't!