*You and your mom are at a furniture store, looking at rugs.*

You: Mom mom look! This rug has a microscopical piece of dust! You can't buy this one!

*Your mom ignores you, so you keep on going.*

You: You can't buy this one either because its brown! It looks like someone pooped on it!

*Mom ignores you still.*

You: I'd love to but this one! It's blue... like your eyes, but your eyes aren't as pretty as this rug...

Mom: You know what I'd love?

You: What?

Mom: I'd love to stuff you under that rug and let you choke on it's thread!

You: O.o