*You're in your room, locked it, and pretended to faint*

Mom: BAE! OPEN UP THE DOOR? ARE YOU OKAY?

*Mom pounds down door*

Mom: ALRIGHT I'M BUSTING IN! ONE, TWO, THREE!

*Mom knocks down door*

Mom: What is this? She fainted?

*Mom checks your pulse*

Mom: Oh no! Who will scrub my feet NOW? :(