*You and you're mom are folding clothing and she gives you clothes*

You: Master has given me clothing.. I is completely freeeee!

Mom: Excuse me?

You: I is free! I shall not take any orders from you!

Mom: UP TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW. I'M HIDING HARRY POTTER FROM YOU!

*You start crying**

You: At least I don't need to fold....

Mom: Go fold this in your room!