*Your hanging out on the beach, with this random guy*

You: Haha your funny :')

Dude: Thanks.

*Your mom is coming to you on the beach, with her radar stuff*

Mom: YOOHOOO! BAE!

Dude: Is that your mom?

You: No it's the random stalker who's been following me everywhere.

Dude: o.O

Mom: BAE! OOH BAE FINALLY FOUND A BOYFRIEND! YAY!

You: :(

*Mom lifts you by her arms*

Mom: LETS GO TO THE SALON YOU NEED A MAKEOVER FOR HIM!!

You: Help... me..

Dude: O.o