*Your moms sister is moving in with you guys*

Guest: Oh my god you look so pretty!

Mom: I know, my hair has grew out! You have red highlights!

Guest: Yeah totally I know! Squeee!

You: O.o....

*Your mom and her fan girl over each others hair*

Guest: So do you guys have a bathroom, I have to go really bad...

You: No... we pee in our front yard >-<

Guest: ..... you do?

You: No woman! Sarcasm.

Guest: You know what... I'll go stay in a hotel instead.. O.o

*She runs out of the door*

Mom: You made another run away!

You: My specialty.