*Your mom is talking on the phone, while making dinner*

Mom: Ahahaha! Yeah and then she said 'Oh where is it and then he said 'I ate it'!

You: Mom.. please be quiet! I'm watching 'Avatar the Lat Airbender' !

*Mom sets down knife and phone*

Mom: Quiet? Your saying quiet to the woman who had you in her stomach for 9 months? I'll show you quiet.

You: 0.0 Erm Mom..?