*You and your family are going to Bob Evans for dinner*

Waiter: Your food will be prepared soon!

Mom: Better be!

*The waiter goes*

Dad: I heard their lasagna is really good....

*20 minutes*

Mom: WHERES THE FOOD?

*Mom goes to food counter*

Mom: FOOD! WE NEED FOOD!

*You hide your head under the table, embarrassed*

Mom: SEE! MY DAUGHTER FAINTED AND IS UNDER THE TABLE SHE'S SO HUNGRY!

You: o.O

You: I hid under the table because I was embarrassed....

Mom: Hush child, hush!

*Mom pushes your head back down the table*

Mom: SEE!