* It's take your child to work day, and you are forced to go to your parents boring meetings*

Boss: And see, our ratings by our customers go up in early August, then down in-

*POP POP*

You: Oh, excuse me!

Boss: As I was saying, our ratings go down in-

*POP*

You: Whoops! Ate too much of those beans! Heh!

*Mom kicks your foot under the table*

Boss: Our ratings go down in November..-

*POP POP POP*

Boss: Would you want medicine for your gas bloating pain?

You: No, more bubble wrap will do!

Boss: Bubble wrap? What is this?

Mom: I'm sorry but my daughter is mentally disturbed...

You: I am?

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First off- I've really done this xD you all know how bad I am.

Second off- What the heck? Just wow. Yesterday views- 2k
This morning- 3.9k, Right now- 4.5k!! Ty to ALL of you, who took your time for reading and voting and . Not to mention sharing.

Third off- I might be not updating soon, the homework and all, I'm literally making a snow angel with all of it.