* Your mom forces you into a pink dress, and drags you over to to the new neighbors house.*

Mom: Oh goodness, the gravy is good, but it's chunky in some parts!

Neighbor mom: Oh yes, that's the natural herbs.

Mom: Why, isn't your husba- son handsome?

Neighbor Mom: Yes, he gets it from me. His name is Charles

Mom: Why Charles, are you single? My daughter is single also....

Charles: Uh, I'm actually dating....

*You give a sigh of relief, and your mom gives him a fake smile.

Mom: We'll meet that girlfriend of yours...

*Mom excuses herself, and takes you with her*

Mom: There.. makeup... smooth out your dress....

You: Moom!

*She strolls back to Charles*

Mom: Charles you sure you're single?

* She points to you, smiling*

Charles: Erm yeah I'm quite sure... o.o