Jus Letting You Guys Know.. My Mom Isn't Really This Cold xDD

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You: Mom.. I robbed a bank I don't know what to do, the cops are after me!

*Your mom lunges for your pockets*

Mom: WHERE'S THE MONEY, I'LL GO AHEAD AND BURN IT THAN BURY IT IN OUT NEIGHBORS YARD!!!!

You: Haha Mom just kidding.

*Your mom stops midway*

Mom: Kidding? Great now I can't blame the neighbors!

You: Er...

Mom: Your disappointing! To you're room now! Also hand over all of your allowance!

You: Moom!!!!!