CONGRATS ICIESTOFBEARS

I really liked this entry because it felt like a traditional update... EXCEPT, you managed to make it your own!!

Plus I just found this really funny and you nailed writing Teacher!

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*You're on the internet looking at dates.*

 You:Oh this one seems nice, she's a teacher, loves cookies and has a daughter. I've always wanted a step sister!

Dad:Honey..what are you doing?

You: Setting yo-I mean nothing..can we go to the arcade at 7:30 tonight?

Dad: Sure..what should I wear?

You: *Whispers* date attire...Dad: What?

 You: Whatever you want *ahem* date attire

Dad: Hmm okay..why not a suit

You: Perfect!

*You're at the arcade.*

Teacher: Hi You B)

You:OH COME ON..YOUR PROFILE SAID YOU WERE 21

Teacher:Does my age really matter...I'm more experienced..now go play with your future sister,LYDIA

Dad:YOU WHATS GOING O-

Teacher: What's going on is you're getting married to this young lady B)

Dad: 0-o..You dont look that young

Teacher:THAT'S ENOUGH *ahem* I won't let this sudden outburst ruin our wedding.LYDIA THE RINGS

*Lydia takes the rings from the couple at table four.*

Lydia: Here you go Mom Teacher!

Teacher: Excellent.CHALKBOY!

Chalkboy: Yes Mrs teacher...can I eat chalk yet?

Teacher: No..not yet.First you must Marry me to this hunk B)

You & Lydia: EW!

Chalk boy:0-o Isn't he a bit..young for you?

Teacher:MARRY US OR NO CHALK FOR A MONTH

Chalk boy: Okay teacher...-whispers-sorry man-

Dad: D; HONEY WHATS GOING ON

teacher:BABAAABADAAAA BAAAABABAAADAAA BAAABAAAABAADAAABAAAABAAADA IM FINALLY GETTING MARRIED :')

Chalk boy: I now pronounce you man and demo-I mean wife

Teacher: Now that we're married its time to show you my true form B)

*Your Teacher turns into Satan.*

You all: D':

 Lydia:I'm not surprised.