80: Don't Try to Joke with your Parents!
*You and your parents go to take a drive around town.*
Dad: You are you doing well in school?
You: Yepp '-'
Mom: And are you brushing your teeth everyday?
You: Noo... I eat a bunch of junk food and let my teeth rot '-'
*Your dad suddenly stops the car.*
Mom: GASP!
Dad: GASPO!
You: What...? O.o
Dad: You're not brushing your teeth?! OF COURSE that's why your breath STINKS! And that
You: Guys I'm just joking!
Dad: Joke?! You think I'm stupid huh?!
You: No dad!
Mom: *Gasp* Look! You're wearing an all black shirt, which means darkness! And in the dark, the creatures of hell come out D:
Dad: Double gasp! There's only one thing we can do....
*Your dad throws you out of the car.*
Mom: We're disowning you! I knew we shoulda done it when we had the chance :(
*Your dad throws a toothbrush at you.*
Dad: TAKE THIS YOU'LL NEED IT!
Mom: Step on it, before You tries to get in!
Dad: Bye honey!
*Your parents drive away.*
You: WOW! I thought you guys loved me :(
Lucy: It's okay, no one loves me either.
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Not one of my creative/ best updates, but I hope this isn't TOO bad!
Stay weird <3
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