70: Don't Pretend to Be Possessed!
*You're sitting in class, and your teacher walks in.*
Teacher: HEY CLASS C;
Class: Morning Teacher! :)
Lucy: Shut it, I'm trying to pretend I'm at home so I won't cry :(
Teacher: Who read pages 10-394?
Class: WE DID!
You: Wait we had to read that?! :O
Teacher: Well YES, and I also mentioned it was a 200 point test!
You: WHAT? NOO I HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING!
Teacher: Well it looks like your final grade is a BIG FAT "F" :)
*You come up with a plan and fall on the floor.*
You: I FEEL IT POSSESSING ME! HELP!
Teacher: What? What's possessing you?
You: YOUR STUPIDNESS :(
Teacher: D: NOO! Now she'll be as stupid as me :(
You: I'M A DEMON AND I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Derek: *High pitched scream.*
Teacher: I KNOW WHO TO CALL!
*Your teacher calls your mom, who burst in within 5 seconds.*
Mom: WHAT? What's going on he-
*She sees you fake twitch on the floor.*
Mom: She's possessed! EVERYONE CREATE A FIRE SO WE CAN SACRIFICE YOU!
Class: YES FINALLY!
*The class creates a fire within 30 seconds.*
You: WAIT I'M NOT REALLY POSSESSED, I JUST DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE TEST :(
Teacher: Ohh, a likely story you american aussie brit demon!
You: WHAT EVEN? NOO DON'T BURN ME!
Mom: I never wanted You anyways, so BURN THE DEMON!
*Your class throws you in the fire.*
You: NOOOO! HELP ME!!
*And this my children is how KFC is created.*
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Hey :)
I haven't done a random chapter as this one in a while (or so I think) so I hope you enjoyed!
I hope you're having a nice day, and if you aren't it gets better :P
GOOD night/ morning/ evening/ whatever you classify the times lol
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