I'm sorry this is in a rush. My mom made me get off the computer at 9:30 or she would beat me up :(.

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*The bell rings and class is over.*

You: And tonight me and my dad are going to dance class!

Chalkboy: Cool.

*Your teacher hears this.*

Teacher: Dance eh? Hehhe..

*It's after school and your dad drives you to the class.*

Dad: Lets listen to the radio..

News: And breaking news- Dance instructor is dead! A substitute will take over.

Dad: Aw.. I liked that woman :(. Oh well, we'll do well with the sub :).

You: Yeah..

*You and your dad arrive at the Dance room.*

You: WHAT THE-

Teacher: YOU :D I'm the substitute!

*You try to turn around, but the door locks.*

Teacher: Today, I am going to teach you all how to twerk!

Dad: Yas it's gonna be L.I.T!

You: NO!

Teacher: Now put your hands on your knees, and shake that booty!

*Your dad twerks and your teacher notices.*

Teacher: Oooh sir are you married? ;)

*Your dad swallows his wedding ring.*

Dad: NOPE IM SINGLE :)

You: NO dad! You have a family!

Dad: There's ONE thing I have to say to THAT!

*Your dad twerks and causes a massive earthquake.*

Your dad & Teacher:

*Your mom bursts down the door.*

Mom: WHAT is going on here?!