Hola! (I wont even try spanish this time lool)

This chapter is literally me because I'm sorry I cant stand people always messing with me and poking me. I mean I dont mind if it was playful but like

yeah.

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*You're back in class but your teacher hasn't came yet.*

Class: I wonder what we're gonna do today? And also-

Teacher: SHUT UP!

*Your teacher breaks down the door.*

You: 0-0

Teacher: OKAY I'M GOING THROUGH A LOT, I GREW A FOOT AND NOW MY WEDDING DRESS WONT FIT :(

Class: I think you're GROWING through a lot! Instead of GOING! Get it? Get it?!

Rest of Class: ... *Crickets*

Teacher: SHUT UP! OR ELSE!

Class: What are you gonna do huh? Shower me with your crusty yellow dentures? (THIS WAS SO RANDOM) /iza.zle/

Class: ASSIGN A PROJECT! 600 POINTS! AND YOU MUST HAVE A PARTNER!

*Class turns around and smiles at you.*

Class: ಠ◡ಠ

You: :( NO GOD PLEASE NO!

*Class sashays over to you.*

Class: HAY YOU! ಠ◡ಠ

*Class casually slings an arm over your shoulder.*

You: ... DONT. TOUCH. ME!

Class: Whats wrong? Sorry if I annoyed you...

*You ignore Class and start getting to work.*

Class: Psst You! Pssssst!

You: You is unavailable at the time. Please do NOT leave a message after the tone. BEEEEEEEEEP!

Class: Ooh I wonder which one is the responding button!

*She pokes you over and over*

You: GET OUTTA MY PERSONAL SPACE CREEP!

Class: ... Okay :(

*Class leaves and sits far away from you.*

You: Thank you God.. (*Insert your beliefs, or no beliefs*)

*Two minutes pass by.*

You: Hm what's that weird feeling on my shoulder... GOD CLASS!

*Class is looking over your shoulder.*

Class: Huh. Nice work....

*Class pats your head.*

You: I SAID DONT TOUCH ME!

*You pick her up and throw her across the room.*

Class: OW..!

*Everyone watches Class slowly die.*

Teacher: :O OH MY GOD...

*She rushes over to you crying.*

Teacher: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO...

* She gives you a big hug.*

Teacher: Thank you for getting rid of her! If only we could get rid of YOU!