Hola my fellow children!

This chapter may be a bit unrealistic, yet I GO THROUGH THIS EVERYDAY.. *Sobs*

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*Your mom invites her rich boss over for Christmas dinner.*

Mom: Soo, You don't you think the dinner is awesome?

You: Uh huh sure whatever you say...

*You watch videos on your phone.*

Boss: GASP! Your child is sarcastic! I'd never let anyone sarcastic work for ME!

Mom: '-' I'll... return shortly...

*She snatches your phone and runs away.*

You:..... NO MY VIDEO D:

*Your mom returns within thirty seconds and gives you a smug smile.*

Mom: HEHEHEH! TRY TO FIND IT NOW YOU SUCKER!

Boss: .. O.o

Mom: I mean :)

You: Two can play this game.. :) Be right back!

*You rush to your parents room in search of your phone, and dig under the bed.*

You: Why do they have so much stuff.... and why does mom have a bunch of Kylie Jenner pictures down here?

*You hear your mom run into the room.*

Mom: ALERT ALERT MY PICTURES ARE BEING VIOLATED!!

*You hide under the bed.*

Mom: BURGLAR COME OUT I HAVE A HAIR TIE AND A SPEED CALL TO PIZZA AND IM NOT AFRAID!

*Your mom searches the room quickly.*

Mom: THATS IT IM CALLING 911!

You: Wait mom '-'

*You come from under the bed.*

Mom: HONEY DID THE BURGLAR STEAL YOU TOO O-M-G I am what you kids call "SHOOK"!

You: Mom it was ME! I'm perfectly fine :/

Mom: 'O' THATS IT! I'M SICK OF YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME! There's only one thing to do...

You: '-'....

*Your mom gives back your phone.*

You: Thanks mom :D... but what were you so upset about?

Mom: ಠ◡ಠ

You: ... :(

*Your mom takes away your charger and watches your phone die.*

Mom: You wanted your phone.. you got it now :)

You: MOM YOU'RE SO CRUEL!

*You quickly try to watch your video and your phone dies.*

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO